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joolsburke.bsky.social
That London. Aspiring to be woke, since it annoys all the people who don’t know what it means. He/Him
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If you set up all three across the bike, how fast do you need to go to take off? (And have you tried it?)
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Monster!
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Don’t worry, privatisation and market forces mean we can just shop around for the best deal… Right? Right?
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Driver stuff in driver spaces
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Surely something like that should be reported as phishing and deleted as per IT security rules?
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Lorks! 😳
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I hope the rest of the world locks down the USA before they spread disease internationally
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“The failing Time magazine…”?
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Gentleman’s relish?
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BUY VILLAGER FROM YOUR LOCAL BOOKSHOP IT IS VERY GOOD THANK YOU (OR GO TO LOCAL LIBRARY) Yeah - really liked it, thanks
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Celebrities are just like us! 🥰
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Perhaps the UK could work in some sort of ‘union’ with ‘Europe’ to be stronger?
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Surely they don’t want that socialist government freebie anyway?
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*Actual Scenes*
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To get away from the results of their actions?
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I feel so sorry for the innocent pets of racists
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They ready to be deported back to Ireland by any chance?
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Oh my sweet summer child…
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Yes! Take profit-making companies out of american healthcare! (That’s definitely what he means, right?)
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Delivers the “pa’ar”?
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But surely there are millions of people who absolutely need to drive along there every day, right? Horrible place to be, I’m sure, but how could the world be any different? /s
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Correct!
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💪
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Bloody foreigners, making up the language our big charters are written in
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Anything vaguely ‘medieval’ on a key code I always go for “ooh, battle of crécy”. I think I was actually correct once! No-one ever checks though
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That’s offensive to imbeciles
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#HashtagBloodyCyclists /s
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I covered up the stack at the supermarket this morning, but I know a lot of gammons will still go snuffling for it
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Having any money is WOKE!
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Similar or slightly less expensive than my local independent bakery/cafe in London, UK, depending on pastry choice (pistachio croissant is the best!) But I live in hipster East London
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You don’t “have” to sell any though…
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Authorities forcing people to wear armbands to identify them as members of a specific group? Does anyone actually study history any more?
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Don’t worry, it’s only flat at the bottom
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Choon!
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Lovely place - I used to work nearby
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Neither of them have any friends. Just current relationships of convenience.
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Had acting lessons? Comes across as so much more natural now /s
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Was hoping to see a thread of you riding up the ramp, and the ensuing hilarious consequences!
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And only noticed by most people as starting under a t**mp presidency? Terrible timing
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Did the businesses pay the city’s legal costs by way of apology? 🤔 It only seems right
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Daily Express is woke?!