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He/Him. Ehh, let's give that whole novelist thing a try.
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Making an anime is so easy, all you gotta do is come up with a teenager who’s also a fucked up demon or a robot and call it Peepee No Poopoo or something

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has he....you know......become a master of sensitive and decorative forms?

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What I’m curious about is what was Germany like after the fall of the Nazi party? Did the incoming government refuse to hold the Nazi party accountable and try to reach out to all the Nazi sympathizers? Because that’s straight up what Dems will do.

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I just think that the reason the Mission: Impossible movies have struck such a chord for so long is because they're the only action franchise with Theater Kid Energy. "We can't just beat the bad guys, we need to impress them. You know what this means? COSTUMES AND SETS!"

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From teeny little super guys to animated dogs: Indie animation legend & Sesame Street animator Paul Fierlinger has died at 89. He carved out a singular path in animation — one marked by a distinct visual voice, a relentless work ethic, and a deep emotional honesty. Read his obituary here:

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The dueling urges of wanting to pay to see Greta Lee, and not wanting to pay to see Jared Leto.

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You’re thinking the Switch 2 is better than the Switch and meanwhile I’m here to tell you about the power of three That’s right the Father, Son and Holy Spirit need you to Switch on your Faith

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RIP to the legendary Robert McGinnis. While best known for his book covers (popularized further after making numerous appearances at Hard Case Crime), his work ran the gamut, my favorite being his scenes from the American West. Highly recommend this art book if you’re a fan. It’s a stunner.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

Quote with a gif of you on the day you wake up and finally hear the news:

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The Sound and the Fury and A Farewell To Arms go into the public domain this year, should be a good year for horror.

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Luigi.. assassin… DLC

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the bourgeois scumrat Mario Kart World player versus the heroic proletarian who has played nothing but wii sports since 2007

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Daily Wire layoffs, firings and company hiring bankruptcy lawyers.

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France is moving far too fast against Marine Le Pen. by Merrick Garland

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This is like being a low level Joker goon and suddenly seeing Batman’s silhouette

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RIP Richard Norton, star of many many excellent and beloved films — including GYMKATA.

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

If you could watch a show for the first time all over again...

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I would like to thank Blizzard for utterly breaking Zarya with the new perk system. This is the most fun I've had with the game in ages.

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Now give him a Lifetime Achievement Oscar.

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My Brother In Christ, The History Of Militant Liberalism Is A History Of The Greatest Military Victories Of The Last Two Centuries To The Point It Is An Established Joke Between Professional Historians. Liberals Love Being Good At War Logistics.

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I will say this about Snow White: Gal Gadot knew she'd never be given another shot in a musical, so she bit down on her villain song as hard as she could. It's not what you'd call "technically proficient," but sometimes sheer force of will is all you need.

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If Ash is Flying Lotus' audition for a prospective Dead Space movie, then I say let him do it. Give him an $80 million budget, leave him the fuck alone, and when he's done, hook the results directly into my goddamned veins. That motherfucker is for real.

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Black Bag is about how you can only save the world by matching someone else’s freak, maintaining date night, cooking gourmet meals at home and ordering exactly one drone strike

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

I used to say Professor Pyg was my least favorite Batman villain, but upon further consideration it might be Hush. Pyg is at least an absolute horror show freak. Hush has no juice whatsoever.

submitted 22 days ago • 17 comments

If The Alto Knights is the movie David Zaslav personally greenlit as his own vanity project, then Warner Bros. is in deeper shit than I thought. It's the kind of bad movie someone with no taste bullies their kids into watching with them on Father's Day.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

People on bluesky will really be like "you believe in firebombing Tesla? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, winning elections" and then not win an election.

submitted 26 days ago • 15 comments

i sound like a broken record at this point but i think one of the most damaging developments in internet communities (and also the internet in general) is creating spaces where any unqualified idiot is allowed to be wrong as fuck as long as they "mean well" and you're not allowed to be mean to them

submitted 26 days ago • 27 comments

The end of dine-in Pizza Hut tracks closely to a decline in youth literacy rates. In this essay

submitted 25 days ago • 23 comments

Man, someone should a collection of the greatest “and so-and-so as …”

submitted 25 days ago • 12 comments

what's an irish swimmer's favorite stroke? margaret thatcher's

submitted 28 days ago • 65 comments

Wait, so are they street preachers who are manic, or are they preaching on Manic Street?

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In the hands of Brady Corbet, $9 million can get you to the moon. In the hands of The Russo Brothers, $320 million can't even get you across the street.

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Lot of really angry people on here, folks mad at what’s happening in this country and Democratic leaders. Have you considered putting your effort into something more productive and fulfilling, like Seattle Mariners baseball?

submitted 31 days ago • 46 comments

Dan Harmon's creation of Community inadvertently led to The Electric State, and I honestly don't know if it was worth it.

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#BlackBag poses a crucial question: “What if Harry Palmer were A) a bad-ass motherfucker who is a sex machine to exactly one chick, and B) married to someone even cooler than him, with whom he essentially cosplayed 'Thin Man'-style spycraft?”

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Black Bag is the first great movie of 2025, and that is a SHOOT.

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Mickey 17 (2025)

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What song do you think this 2002 J-Drama about a poor family who owns a ramen shop used for its ending theme? Make a guess, then click play. You'll be wrong.

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Mars Karen is just like Leatherface except his choice of murder weapon is second-hand embarrassment.

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Five years ago today I emerged from an overnight ghost hunt in a disused nuclear bunker into a world of no loo roll. My first instinct was to make this.

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Oops!!

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He deserves every bit of it but I don’t know how Drake can watch anything on tv at any time and not be worried about this. He turns on Bluey and the dad is like “you know who I’d never let babysit you?”

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I WATCHED EMILIA PÈREZ AND I SAY NUKE THE FRENCH

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And the new APES series continues to inexplicably NOT win for Visual Effects. 😡 #Oscars #AcadmeyAwards

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