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literally every time I talk to friends

submitted 10 days ago • 176 comments

Y'all I'm so excited! I officially have my first hater on TikTok!

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Being a conservative in 2025 is advocating for "Drill, baby, drill!", but buying one of Elon's electric vehicles to own the libs.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

49% of Troy was like "they tried to kill us yesterday" but 51 were chanting HORSE! HORSE! really loud

submitted 11 days ago • 25 comments

Los Angeles Lakers x One Piece Collab (Official 🏀) >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfKw...

submitted 10 days ago • 28 comments

Dude who changes the way an entire website functions every time it can be used to make fun of him.

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

Worst. Episode. EVER.

submitted 17 days ago • 894 comments

Yeah yeah he’s cringe but can you imagine being dumb enough to fall for this shit? Like oh sure the worlds richest man with billions in government contracts is saying that disability payments are the real scam, he seems legit lol

submitted 28 days ago • 122 comments

They're finally shutting down the fraud protection agency. If you want to know more about the incredible opportunity this represents simply reply to this post with your credit card number

submitted 30 days ago • 62 comments

None of this would have made any sense in 2012, but that Mayan calendar didn’t have the courage to kill us all.

submitted 31 days ago • 64 comments

Unfortunately the Constitution did not foresee a situation where the president does whatever he wants and says "What are you gonna do about it dork"

submitted 36 days ago • 641 comments

I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do

submitted 37 days ago • 741 comments

Nintendo, Atari, & Sega happened because of him, Jerry Lawson. #BlackHistory

submitted 38 days ago • 27 comments

Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)

submitted 40 days ago • 52 comments

Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare. Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.” We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽

submitted 38 days ago • 3391 comments

CHANGING MY NAME TO CASSANDRA.

submitted 40 days ago • 76 comments

submitted 40 days ago • 3 comments

For No Reason in Particular Here's a Bunch of Games Where You Kill Nazis hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

submitted 40 days ago • 100 comments

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

submitted 40 days ago • 270 comments

Big Companies in 2020: "We are committed to learning & growing. Here is our plan to support diversity and inclusion in our company." The same big companies in January of 2025: "WHEW! GLAD THAT'S OVER!" Tosses diversity plan and staff out

submitted 44 days ago • 37 comments

Post: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse 🤣 Reply 1: An entire horse? Seems unlikely Reply 2: Some people are hungrier than that Reply 3: Kinda messed up to post this on national horse day

submitted 44 days ago • 266 comments

It's extra annoying that the country is being run by several guys who couldn't make it through an interview for a regular job because they're too weird and don't know how to do anything

submitted 45 days ago • 481 comments

Julie Gray, wife of Holocaust survivor Gidon Lev, who joined Musk in his visit to Auschwitz speaks out. She says that Musk felt nothing during the tour & only "cared about how he looked." She shared this with me privately shortly after the tour, and I'm grateful she made her thoughts public.

submitted 46 days ago • 187 comments

Wow: it seems like Nintendo is beginning to distance themselves from Twitter now, if their newsletter is any indication.

submitted 51 days ago • 29 comments

We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government

submitted 47 days ago • 88 comments

I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.

submitted 49 days ago • 622 comments

reminder

submitted 49 days ago • 46 comments

Trump is reportedly going to sign a piece of paper later today declaring that the federal government of the United States defines me as a woman. If there's a better encapsulation of how stupid the whole "define woman" thing is and has always been I'd love to see it.

submitted 50 days ago • 49 comments

submitted 51 days ago • 33 comments

Bro, they couldnt even leave it down for a full day? if you want to do a pr stunt you need to at least try not to make it so obvious that its a stunt

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

Donald Trump is going to extend the TikTok ban to distract you from the fact that he has no plan to lower the cost of groceries in the United States. Hold the line. Hold him accountable.

submitted 51 days ago • 24 comments

If Trump brings back TikTok, Dems are fucked. What a stupid thing to do.

submitted 51 days ago • 334 comments

TikTok is shut down in the US

submitted 51 days ago • 1433 comments

Little late to notice this shit, JOE.

submitted 54 days ago • 49 comments

Breaking: We have a ceasefire between Israel and Hamas. Thank you, President Biden.

submitted 55 days ago • 172 comments

It seems very odd to me that your employer can at any point go "give me your piss or you're fired!"

submitted 55 days ago • 5 comments

Getting a brand new Gameboy Advance game, made by a non-indie company, in the year 2025 is absolutely wild and I'm totally here for it.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome to America

submitted 658 days ago • 51 comments

i'm not sure that's the classical definition

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people

submitted 64 days ago • 57 comments