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joshmetz.bsky.social
Wisconsin is a place. It gets cold.
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I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

submitted 114 days ago • 1308 comments

Whenever G-d closes a door, he opens a window. Also, whenever He sees a duck, he taps his ear three times. His books are shelved in strict order of page count. There's something you should know about G-d....

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Amazon primes auto play is so aggressive. Like if u don’t pick up the remote fast enough your watching the secret level wether you want to or not! And now it’s in my continue watching..

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

hey you! yeah, YOU! looking to take your nfl gameday experience to the next level? huh. honestly, i did not expect you to earnestly answer yes to that question. caught me on my heels a little bit, i gotta tell you. uh, i guess subscribe to some kind of tv package or buy some fuckin chips or whatever

submitted 148 days ago • 31 comments

The truth is we are a nation of middle managers and stock brokers and those are the least important people for society to function. That’s why America is failing.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Bill Burr putting it out there on national TV “They talk about looters? What about the insurance companies? Free Luigi”

submitted 150 days ago • 39 comments

American teens are flocking to a new video app

submitted 150 days ago • 606 comments

The difference between game shows in the 60s and the beast games is you were trying to win a boat to add to the middle class life. Beast games is literally psychological torture on the lower class. For entertainment of the lower class. It’s the start of any dystopian novel. Have a good week!

submitted 157 days ago • 1 comment

Me 34 year old man who has lived in Wisconsin his who life. My brain: no money, no family, 16 in the middle of Miami…..

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submitted 181 days ago • 152 comments

Thoughts?

submitted 188 days ago • 2844 comments

Watching movies with my gf. “Ya know, that stepdad is really a good guy, did nothing wrong, also your baby daddy won’t acquire a bunch of penguins and learn the meaning of family.”

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

People on Bluesky need to stop smelling their own farts about leaving X. I’m a liberal that has done the same for same reasons, but I think my biggest annoyance here is people talking about how much better they are for it. You’re not and should stop thinking this is real life.

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

i need games to start having achievements for being a hoarder by the end of the game “congrats, you struggled way more than you needed to. but look at all your neat stuff!”

submitted 196 days ago • 93 comments

How much do I need to post on here to make money, or destabilize a global power, I’m here for either to be honest.

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

My cat is fat, He relax like that.

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

Is this the place we are gonna watch the end of the world from?

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments