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Abolish ICE.

For years the right has fed on conspiracy theories about the “globalist billionaire” Soros buying our democracy. Yet when Musk actually does it, it’s crickets.

We condemn this "violation of the norms of democracy". The Kremlin-approved method would be to shoot her right outside the Élysée Palace á la Nemtsov.

If free speech comes from the heart, why does Trump keep trying to put a dagger through it?

The chat room whiskeyleaks crew should all lose their jobs.

Northern lights + clouds = zero.

The stock market is down again, but according to conservatives that doesn't matter anymore

A federal judge blocked the president's deportation order, but Trump just said "nah"

www.nytimes.com/2025/03/18/o...

I know this first hand. When I was a child, my entire community was branded as spies and sabateurs, justifying our internment inside barbed wire camps for years without due process, trial or charge.

Notice to flat-Earthers all around the globe: Please alert the authorities if tonight’s Total Lunar Eclipse looks like this:

Come on down to the White House Tesla Auto Mall!

For tits and others.

Oh, twitter dies yet again. Perhaps Greenland's fault this time? Blame Canada?

An interview with Elon Musk? Jon would be delighted!

Toffo is slowly understanding her faith: live with us. She is now investigating the house. Not yet frindly with humnas. bsky.app/profile/jouk...

Nature already invented this machine 500 million years ago. It's called a plant. scitechdaily.com/scientists-j...

OTD in 2022 Russian warship Moskva was told “go fuck yourself”. A short while later it fucked itself and sank. I remain a master strategist.

In today’s Vatnik Soup, I’ll introduce how the Elon Musk’s Election Interference Machine™ (EIM) works. Since Musk and his broligarch allies won the presidency for Trump, they’ve now harnessed the machine to interfere in European elections, including the ones in Germany and Romania. 1/23

Our latest #cat, Toffo (from toffee). Now we have five cats. I will keep you informed how things progress.

Have shown my willingness for peace by bombing Chernobyl nuclear plant.

Trump's plan for Gaza is so outlandish that even his staffers were shocked

My partner with me lately:

Great Moments in Meritocracy: Lara Marries Eric Trump

What does Barack Obama have to do with the D.C. plane crash? Ask Trump!

Ground control to major Tom-ble drier

The Baltimore bridge collapse, L.A. fires., and now the D.C. plane crash? Damn you, DEI

We have independent, mostly non-partial, free press.

❗️Russia will fall within 8 months, – Advisor to the Office of the President of Ukraine Podoliak. This will happen “if we significantly increase strikes on its territory, as well as increase international pressure on it.”

Piki (literally "tar") chilling. 2023. #cat

Lustig (ex-lystikäs) or Speed Gonzales. Needs scratches.

Miksi ihmeessä saan mahottomasti seuraajia? Tuskin kukaan ees puhuu suomea.