jrheisler.bsky.social
Husband, Father, Grandpa, Software Developer, Actor, Director, Resident Scrooge
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My ltr:
Dear Mom,
It’s been a week on this island, and things are getting weird. The Skipper keeps eyeing me like I’m a snack. I’m starting to wonder if he’s a cannibal! Please tell Dad I love him. Send help if you can!
Love,
Gilligan
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My ltr
Dearest Elon
The past week has been like a nightmare. I narrowly escaped Sitting Bull and his warriors—my heart still races from the close call. I can't stop thinking about you and how I long to hold you close. The horrors of war are endless, but your memory keeps me going.
Yours,
James
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My email
Dearest Elon,
The days grow harder, and I’m starting to lose faith in Colonel Custard. His orders don’t seem to make sense, and morale is at an all-time low. We march in circles, and our supplies are scarce. I’m not sure how much longer we can keep this up.
Yours,
Thomas
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My ltr
My Darling Elon,
The days drag on, each one harder than the last. We’ve seen too much death, and I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever see your smile again. The shelling never stops, and my thoughts are with you, always. I hope to return, but it feels further away every day.
Yours,
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My Darling Elon,
The days drag on, each one harder than the last. We’ve seen too much death, and I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever see your smile again. The shelling never stops, and my thoughts are with you, always. I hope to return, but it feels further away every day.
Yours,
Antonio
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My Dearest Elon,
The trenches here are worse than I imagined—mud, rats, and endless shelling. The enemy is close, and I can feel the weight of every day pressing on me. I miss you more than words can say. I don’t know how much longer I can endure this. Stay safe, my love.
Yours,
Antonio
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Dear Elon,
The days blur together now. We’ve fought, marched, and suffered—so many men lost. Morale is low, and the enemy closes in. I feel the weight of it all, as though there’s no end in sight. I don’t know if I’ll make it back. If I don’t, know you’re always in my heart.
Yours,
Henry
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Dear Mary/Elon,
This past week’s been hard. We marched through rain, lost a few good men, and saw the enemy in the distance. My feet ache, but I keep fighting. Hope to return soon.
Yours,
Henry
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Depends on how many billion he gets in just over a dozen years.
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If I had to pick one TO do. It would be the limo thing.
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Makes one wonder why bother having any management.
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Maybe Matt Schlapp will give him a handy?
Or ...
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Your work in healthcare is part of the big picture that includes hunger. You're doing your thing!
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So much obvious
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Huck does have a ton of energy. I can't wait to see Mitch back!!!
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30 days in and we're already at the "firing the generals" stage.
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Seems like just a month ago the old guy had us stumbling through more progress than the last 50 years.
Oh well, we could have had the lady. Again!
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Make them pay back PPP loans.
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No matter how hard we try, we can't buy all the guns.
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Merit with a hard white
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Right up front, fuck that guy. But, I can't get over the hubris of having access to millions and flying to New York to surrender instead of flying to Epstein Island or somewhere far away. I mean the guy has changed his name how many times? Change it again and disappear. The hubris.
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Hmmmm
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It was good for Sims. With portis out 25 games, he's getting close to 20 minutes a game.
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Democrats, boost this message. Get to those agencies. STOP THEM!!!
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And they gave away Sims a defender
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You don't fluff the Fuhrer!!!
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All of them
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jeff-talks.web.app
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Don't fluff the Fuhrer!
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Imagine how big of an asshole you have to be to call yourself god
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Odds are his ball sack was out
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To be fair, when you shit the bed, the honeymoon is over
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Wow!!!
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Hahaha
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She'll just lie. The end
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Geez, come on man. You know as well as I do that
1. Trump will give the contracts to X to handle it. Basically giving it to them and paying them to manage it.
2. America won't see a penny.
3. Russia first.
Don't fluff the Fuhrer
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I'm going to say it one time, then y'all are on your own.
BUY TOILET PAPER!!!
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He is not!
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Yo Mark, don't fluff the Fuhrer!!!
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In 4 years Biden couldn't even put in his own postmaster general. Trump just fires the whole board...
How fast we've fallen
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It's not a clever question, it's a question that deserves repeated OVER AND OVER!!!
They're lying!!!
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Bad management if you can't make money on wings boobs
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Fucking eh!!!
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Eventually, their inability to read the room will be the end of them. Used to be a thing called "going postal". Lots of civil servants getting fired.
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Make for a big cell phone, but ok. I guess...
FYI, you can run AI on a cell phone.
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Www. S should have an ongoing dialogue with the American people about what they would do differently right now and then March 14th. They need to keep their word and demand it