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This is not an uncle baby billy gimmick account; nonetheless, I hope you read all my tweets with uncle baby Billy’s accent.
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after privatizing the postal service:

All this bullshit immediately crumbles when it's presented to anyone who's not a sympathetic cohost on your podcast

Imagine Bob just asked Pete how he’s feeling about the future of the republic.

"During the meeting, Ukraine was told it faced imminent shutoff of the Starlink service if it did not reach a deal on critical minerals, said the source, who requested anonymity to discuss closed negotiations." Astonishing betrayal of an ally. www.reuters.com/business/us-...

"those DEPRAVED DEVOTEES of a SERIAL KILLER who are mostly TWISTED WOMEN *spits* are IRRATIONAL SYCOPHANTS who FLOCK to see a DISTURBING case" - least misogynistic journalist

Ah shit it turns out the problem with conservatism is that conservatives are all evil

Compounding the problem, you’ll need a new purge 2029. You can’t leave maga nazis in these offices.

Losing my mind. They aren’t eligible for benefits! This order either does nothing or directly immiserates a lot of citizens in order to indirectly harm noncitizens.

Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man

Ours is more like a kekistocracy but this also works

Urge to do what?

What type of joke?

They’re putting legal immigrants in offshore concentration camps.

Okay so you know I like to remind everyone how the American immigration system has been cruel for a very long time. But loading people on flights to deport them to countries that they are not from, like Iranians to Panama, is not business as usual.

hey @mattyglesias.bsky.social, the piece that you link to here — my piece — does not say that “all DEI critics want to reimpose segregation” and i would appreciate it if you didn’t lie to your audience about what my work says.