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Fuck growing old in a retirement home, imma move to the wilds and get mauled trying to wrestle a salmon out of a bear's mouth. Die in a way my ancestors can really get behind.

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Word is Attorney General Pam Bondi is seeking records and testimony from journalists. Please be mindful of how you communicate use secure formats, follow established guidance, and above all, protect your identity at all costs.

submitted 10 days ago • 224 comments

“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment

submitted 13 days ago • 57 comments

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the three Fates and the one with the scissors got very agitated when I told her you were using your one precious life thread talking to that cursed thing

submitted 18 days ago • 27 comments

he’s so cute

submitted 18 days ago • 6 comments

I think being Spaghettified for a little bit might fix me

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

now this is hard hitting journalism

submitted 24 days ago • 190 comments

Snom’s German name is “Snomnom”. That is all.

submitted 25 days ago • 15 comments

WTF? FBI agents arrested a Milwaukee county judge on Friday, accusing her of shielding an immigrant from federal authorities. The allegation? That Judge Hannah Dugan “intentionally misdirected federal agents away from” someone they were pursuing, according to a now-deleted post by Mr. Patel.

submitted 24 days ago • 587 comments

I need to make this as a game dev tshirt design somewhere

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

I got this shirt circa 2017 at a Sigma Tau Delta conference for the English Honor Society, while I was in grad school I went from art school, to an English MFA, to working in #GameDev This shirt so accurately describes my entire life 🤣

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Two things I believe are worth championing here (there are many others) are: - Alt text for any image or video. - Providing visibility to work you appreciate via a repost.

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So I haven't been fundraising for my own fire losses because there are many, many people in Altadena who are worse off than me. But I am running one small fundraiser: To help me make more shirts for fire victims. gofund.me/b431cdb5

submitted 43 days ago • 3 comments

He take egg He take job Now he take mario

submitted 46 days ago • 13 comments

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

submitted 46 days ago • 564 comments

this is so cute

submitted 45 days ago • 10 comments

That awkward moment whe the brand promo shows off how hyperextended your fingers get xD

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“I’m doing good things,” I tell myself as I delete the military service of a dead woman. “I’m still a good person.”

submitted 58 days ago • 576 comments

every american sees this in their vision after eating a cheeseburger

submitted 59 days ago • 41 comments

Perpetual state of being

submitted 60 days ago • 6 comments

So mostly good news, they actually did the surgery last night, and it was mostly reproductive tissue, but there's some they aren't sure about so they're doing an ultrasound and some testing to determine whether or not she needs to go back under for additional GI repair and more invasive treatment

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My friend is sorting a bunch of film camera stuff he doesn't know anything about and he keeps sending me snaps about it and it's such a delightful distraction from my immense anxiety about the emergency Vet I love cameras and I get to be a helpful nerd about it

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

A little Berri and Conker fluff to cleanse your feed ❤️ #conkersbadfurday #conker

submitted 62 days ago • 5 comments

Had to rush Syrup to the emergency Vet for a pretty gnarly rectal prolapse I am afraid to find out how expensive an after hours emergency reptile vet is gonna be This was not how I planned for today to go and I am anxious as fuck sitting here waiting

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Hunnie Pop is 100% a cringy sex game at it's core, but if you play it without sound it's just another bejewled style puzzle game and I kinda dig that part (I've been playing this for like 3 hours because I was bored and now I can't stop)

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Hi friends! Stick around for Community, Activisim, Social Justice, and a whole lot of weird and whimsical 💕🥰💖

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Madagascar Sunset Moth wings are so stunning

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

I want to get my inventory and pricing for this market figured out this weekend, which means I'll be spending a good chunk of time making shadow boxes and jewelry and that makes me happy - I also need to get packaging supplies/protection for the frames - and also price things

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

did you enjoy creating it? did you have fun? does it make you happy thinking about it and sharing it? then that's it. you did it. you found the secret sauce. "was that a waste of time?" of course not, fuckface. expressing yourself creatively is always worthwhile. you're doing great

submitted 68 days ago • 62 comments

pikachu on his puter

submitted 68 days ago • 18 comments

This was always the game. Create a black box. Tell people that the magic inside the black box means it knows things it couldn't possibly know. Then rig the black box to spit out the answer you want.

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

Big bumble bees have arrived 😍

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Only You Can Prevent Fascism Available now! #smallBusiness #SmokyTheBear

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It's so sneaky/sinister that Disney turned the ice cream guy into a native Hawaiian man. Lilo taking pictures of white mainland tourists is a kind of coping mechanism for being treated like an attraction/novelty, it's a vital part of her character. Disney clearly wants to defang the original film.

submitted 68 days ago • 146 comments

Billionaire Blood Moon candle available for your manifestation needs

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

There hasn't been a single game in my life where I've thought, "Man I wish could ask this NPC absolutely anything I want and they'd respond." Even if I had, it'd be novel for about 2 minutes. I'll take 50 handcrafted lines from an actual writer than 1 million from a glorified chat bot any day.

submitted 70 days ago • 152 comments

"I want to keep boycotting Amazon, but I also want to support indie authors. How do I do that?" Many indie authors have their books on Barnes & Noble & Kobo! There are also places like Smashwords & Campfire that are almost all indie books! Itchio now has a THRIVING LGBTQ Indie Book Scene.

submitted 70 days ago • 19 comments

Some actors have range, and then there's Tim Curry.

submitted 71 days ago • 11 comments

So much "grind mindset" stuff is just encouraging you to self harm.

submitted 72 days ago • 10 comments

I need this t-shirt

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

I consulted with several yacht biologists and apparently yachts just do this some times, it may look sad but it's a natural part of their life cycle

submitted 72 days ago • 482 comments