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Donald Trump said he wants to deport rapists and sex traffickers. Turns out he's now importing them.

Groceries are more expensive, air travel is less safe, infectious diseases are raging and inflation is higher than it’s been in months, but at least Trump was able to strong-arm a sovereign nation into releasing a couple of psychopathic sex traffickers. At least there’s that.

DOGE recommends cuts to the FAA. Hundreds of workers get fired, including those tasked with producing air traffic navigation maps. Now Starlink is reportedly in line to take over a $2 billion contract to upgrade the nation's air traffic control systems. See how this works?

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

The firefighter driving the dozer to create a fire line at the Hughes Fire must have balls of steel. Glad to know they have air conditioning and air purifiers inside!

🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨 The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is [email protected]. Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.

I agree 💯%! How about you? ✋

When the suitcase comes out this is the look I get from Bigsby!

Nancy Mace’s former Communications Director.

Just sayin’

My God imagine if media had told anyone about this

Wall Street Journal Editorial Board comes out swinging against Tulsi Gabbard nomination. "The DNI’s job is to convey intelligence fairly to a President .... Ms. Gabbard’s record suggests she is as likely to reject new intel and muddy the waters." www.wsj.com/opinion/tuls...

There is ZERO connection between vaccines and autism! NONE!

Sickening hypocrisy.

Can confirm.

Assad is now in Moscow, so Tulsi can visit all her friends in one place.

Markwayne Mullin on Hegseth’s drinking: TAPPER: Drinking at 10 in the morning, that’s a drinking problem. MULLIN: Yeah & there’s probably a lot of media that has a drinking problem too. TAPPER: A drunk reporter who is drinking at 10 AM…is not in charge of the 3 million person defense department.💥

The birthright citizenship portion of the US Constitution is totally, inarguably unambiguous. No wiggle room. If the supreme court agrees to throw it out they are explicitly throwing out the entire document and our entire system of government.

Yup.

PSA: If the guy you want to be our next SECRETARY OF DEFENSE needs his mommy to go on tv to say he’s a good boy, he sure as shit shouldn’t be anywhere the fuck near the job of overseeing our armed forces. Like are you even fucking kidding with this shit? Do you hear yourselves?

TODAY’S UNREQUESTED ADVICE …is it good advice? did you like it? Give it a 💙and please RP😘😘

Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?

Aaron Rodgers skipping practice for a Netflix documentary about himself is a truly fitting intro into the inspiring story of a once great player who bounced back from a devastating injury to lead a historically woebegone franchise to their worst season in a decade

it’s pathetic how these supposed alpha men need their mommies out there cleaning up the messes from their little boys who tried to make boomboom in the potty and shat themselves instead

Journalist David Frum said "if you're too drunk for Fox News, you're very, very drunk indeed" on Morning Joe today. This prompted co-host Mika Brzezinski to give an apology to Fox News later in the show. We don't dislike the media enough.

Nothing says “lead the Pentagon” like mommy making phone calls for her very good boy.

All these LA drug addicts, shooting up in the streets

U.S. House breakdown, July 2024 🟥 221 R 🟦 214 D U.S. House breakdown, January 2025* 🟥 220 R 🟦 215 D *After what media and MAGAs have called a huge, historic, mandate-establishing Trump victory in November 2024. 🤔 Explain it like I'm 7

I cannot get over the fact that Republicans only won the House by 7,500 total votes in three congressional districts—an average of 2,500 votes in each. That’s how close Democrats came to taking the House, in a country of over 340 million people. 7,500 votes.

Nor do rapists

So it begins. www.reuters.com/markets/comm...

I wonder how many watching events in South Korea with horror know that Trump’s original coup plot was exactly what Yoon did (which will now see him charged with Treason in South Korea)—declare martial law purely to accrue more political power. Who stopped Trump? Two men now on Kash Patel’s hit-list.

The eradication of disease through vaccination is likely the greatest achievement of mankind. Please remember that when the barrage of bullshit begins.

Watters: So many reasons to make this a state. I think it has the third largest oil reserves in the world… I don't know if Canada is going to go along with it, but there's ways to maybe change their opinion.

I’d like to see more major-media reports on how the involvement of Elon Musk with a) the Presidential Transition, b) the House Republican Conference, c) the Senate Republican Conference, and d) lobbyists is already unlike anything America has ever seen with a non-government adviser. 100% horrifying.

“There are many who do not know they are fascists but will find it out when the time comes.” - Ernest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

Jennings: It was out of the ordinary for the newspaper to print private correspondence between a mother and a son. It was pretty outrageous  McGowan: It was pretty outrageous when they put Hunter Biden's junk on congressional billboards

Fuck Nazis

Having a modern morning — ie both on phones. Me: "Martial law in Korea!" Robin: "I don't see that anywhere" Me: "It's on Bluesky" This site has arrived

Behind the headlines: What does Vladimir Putin really want in Ukraine? It’s more than just borders.

The legendary fountain of youth likely contains minimal to no carbohydrates.