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kaitybird.bsky.social
31. Midwest is best. I'm just a girl. 🎀
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Damn you can't trust anyone huh lmaooooo holy shit

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

did it take courage to not cast the tie breaker senate vote that would have raised the federal minimum wage to $15 in 2021

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

I can't explain it, but I have a feeling Jojo Siwa will join the right-wing grift in five years time.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

LIQUIDATE YOUR RETIREMENT FUND 📉⬇️ PURCHASE EGG 📈🚀🥚💯

submitted 25 days ago • 146 comments

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

submitted 24 days ago • 186 comments

Omfg Facebook is such a cesspool like why are there so many god damn AI images of Elon Musk either surrounded by children or saving children from a burning building and a gazillion comments from dipshit media illiterate boomers about what an incredible patriot and father he is

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Crashing out bc @ripvanwonky.bsky.social isn't on tiktok anymore yelling at conservatives 😔

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Universal basic income ($1M) for moms now.

submitted 34 days ago • 5 comments

Men - You can help combat the male loneliness epidemic by calling another man "big dawg."

submitted 33 days ago • 84 comments

Why is he saying this publicly? Does he feel like he's not getting through privately?

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submitted 50 days ago • 4 comments

Coming to the realization I need to slowly go no-contact with my parents- one being a MAGA cultist and the other a malignant narcissist. After 31 years of gaslighting, manipulation, emotional abuse, and being the scapegoat child, I hit my breaking point today and I need out.

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

French Senator Claude Malhuret: "Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."

submitted 54 days ago • 1739 comments

a dark day for ska

submitted 56 days ago • 122 comments

"VANCE IS A TRAITOR GO SKI IN RUSSIA," #3E #EndImpunity #StandWithUkraine

submitted 58 days ago • 171 comments

What it’s like when you wake up on the fifth day and you’re still sick

submitted 64 days ago • 24 comments

Medicaid is not for sale. NASA is not for sale. The Post Office is not for sale. America is not for sale. We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.

submitted 66 days ago • 2486 comments

glorious evolution

submitted 68 days ago • 14 comments

Listen up Mr. Hitler: knock it off

submitted 70 days ago • 14 comments

UPDATE!!! It was a fucking nightmare and they left me alone with all the kids in the building by myself on my first day for the whole day. I wasn't allowed a lunch break. 🫠

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

“Serving Size: About 12 chips” please get fucking real

submitted 70 days ago • 48 comments

Starting a new teaching job tomorrow. I'm so anxious to get back in the classroom and I really need this to work out.

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

my man made me biscuits while I was doing homework to help me fight off the sunday scaries 🥹

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Senator Mark Warner spills the beans about "the real story" of how the TikTok ban went down. Turns out, its passage had more to do with the Gaza war than China. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/tiktok-ban...

submitted 71 days ago • 142 comments

"He who saves his country, violates no law."

submitted 72 days ago • 251 comments

Dads need to say this: You can't sufficiently father 13 kids. It's impossible and, I'd say, immoral. Kids need devoted parents more than they need anything, including money. And how could there be any better examples of this than g-damned Donald Trump and Elon Musk?

submitted 71 days ago • 29 comments

my girl got a girl she a nympho

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

cherenkov radiation looks so beautiful up close when you don't got a bitch in your ear lecturing you about the measurements on your dosimeter

submitted 72 days ago • 19 comments

ok but like, how are we getting any work done. i'm trying to tippy tap away at my silly little keyboard but every fifteen minutes or so the new stupidest thing anyone's ever done happens.

submitted 73 days ago • 92 comments

In a phone call with The Tribune Thursday night, Rep. Trevor Lee denied ever saying Nazi flags could be displayed in schools. Here is video of Lee saying Nazi flags could be displayed in schools.

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Me: I should eat less to lose weight Also me: food is the only thing that will cure my woes

submitted 73 days ago • 27 comments

Our HHS Secretary RFK Jr, the former heroin addict who said the drug made him a better student and who is infamously slutty, thinks HIV may not cause AIDS. This man says it's caused by gay men's sexual promiscuity and the fault of drug addicts. Recycled Reagan-era conservatism.

submitted 73 days ago • 26 comments

hakeem jeffries' wife packing up to go stay at her parents because she asked him to wash the dishes and he stood in front of the sink throwing his hands in the air and saying "what can i do, the water isn't even on"

submitted 73 days ago • 212 comments

Happy Valentine’s Day to the haters and losers, who need a break today. Please enjoy this complimentary photo of me

submitted 74 days ago • 30 comments

And that’s that

submitted 74 days ago • 5 comments

God I love my dad’s Facebook posts. He said “the wretched Senate has confirmed the wretched Kennedy”

submitted 74 days ago • 14 comments

How much Elon Musk makes from the government a day: $8 million. How much a senior on Social Security gets a day: $65 Guess which budget Musk and Trump want to cut?

submitted 75 days ago • 897 comments

undefeated

submitted 74 days ago • 105 comments

an interesting phenomena going on in rightwing spaces is that despite rightwingers controlling the entire government, their base still seems to critique “the government” without including trump or musk or anyone in their orbit, as if they’re completely seperate

submitted 74 days ago • 81 comments

are bootcut jeans back in style or is that just a Republican thing

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