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Let's do what they did in ye olden days and force the SC judges who voted for this to drink a whole glass of sewage tainted water in front of a crowd to "prove" that it's safe.

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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

submitted 21 hours ago • 273 comments

An amazing #histmed story👇

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I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv

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We should pay high taxes. In exchange, we should get excellent services. Privatization is a death sentence. Cutting services instead of massively expanding is a death sentence. They want oligarchs and serfs, that's the goal. And it's a death sentence.

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gay pirates be like “all hands on dick”

submitted 17 hours ago • 32 comments

This was the towel creature from day one of the cruise. I don't know which animal it is supposed to be but it looks like the full interior and exterior anatomy of the human clitoris to me.

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old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

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@madgiggler.bsky.social

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"Look, people are free to do what they choose as far as actions, but having a nationwide action that attracted national coverage spearheaded by a man with a questionable past and who is raising large sums of money for questionable goals is not a good look." 📢

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Holy shit it's still not cute to make fun of evil Nazi shitfucks by implying they are gay, trans, effeminate, women, or that being fat has anything to do with how fucking evil they are THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT

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Teachers and librarians are still doing their jobs despite the threats against them. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

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I’M SO ANGRY AT SO MANY PEOPLE.

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Again, Jews were less than 1% of the German population in 1933.

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The tactics Trump used with Zelensky don’t shock Black USians because the gov has always used the same with us: 1) Be respectful/“professional” even if they aren’t. 2) To get help, expect to give up resources. 3) Be thankful/grovel for crumbs or be punished. 4) Say/do what they want or expect rage.

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Cognitive Atrophy - “The use of AI systems for memory-related tasks, such as note-taking or reminders, can lead to a decline in an individual's own memory capacity.” pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

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I bought a bunch of hotfix sparklies at SCRAP a few weeks ago and now I can’t remember where I put them. I want to add them to my “Derek Craven Would Never” tote bad I made

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@madgiggler.bsky.social

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Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

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I spent a semester in Ireland in college, about six months after 9/11. Bush had already burned all his international goodwill by then. all my Irish friends were like “oof, sorry about your man,” with a clear distinction between Americans and their leader. I don’t think it will be like that again.

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The speed and/or violent distortion of the experience of time is really staggering.

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One annoying thing about the "run the government like a business" guys is that they also are terrible at running businesses. I run my podcast "like a business" in the sense that things are made to a high quality and shipped on time, but it seems their only version of "good business" is "layoffs"

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Today I went to the Prado, where they don’t have wifi and don’t allow photos! So all I can offer you is this (taken before they told me off, oops), which is Lorenzo Lotto’s 1546 work “St Jerome Unable To Find His Travelcard After Tipping Everything In His Bag On The Ground (Oh For Fuck’s Sake)”.

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Fluevog, the best shoe company, is having an "extra 25% off sale" sale until monday! go get your funky shoes

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Hey Virginians, if you’re on Cardinal Care, that’s Medicaid! Don’t let them cut Cardinal Care!

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Going to see husband’s student’s musical tonight asked what it was he said Clueless. Get here and it’s Mean Girls 🤣

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One reason I still wear a mask when I travel is cause you literally cannot trust people not to get on a plane with measles

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It’s great having a neurotype that both impedes executive function and makes me hypersensitive to injustice, it’s so easy to stay both alive and productive in a permanent state of “the smoke alarm is beeping and no one can turn it off”

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I regret to inform you that it's one of his favorite songs, that many folks in his base use it specifically to rally under the MAGA banner, and that as far as they're concerned, "this is the music of a people who will not be slaves again" is railing against the power of Democrats and Woke/PC/DEI.

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Walking around campus and it’s a Delia’s catalog come to life. It’s like I’m back in jr high/high school fashion-wise

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hwatevah one mahht say for Lee and his ordahs, and this and that military wisdom and so on, one must agree that Pickett's chahge was ah prahme example of "livin mas". unfortunately for the men undah his command it also led to dyin mas

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this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird

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And my father scolded me for saying there would be no social security to collect by the time I retire. Granted I thought it would be because it ran out of money BUT WHO’S LAUGHING NOW, DAD

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New via @axios.com: VCU Health will resume some gender-affirming care for existing patients under 19 but won't accept new patients, a change that starts today and aligns with UVA's decision last week #VALeg www.axios.com/local/richmo...

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my puffy paint skills are not what they used to be

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You guys love your succulent Chinese meals so much that I made a special version on black! www.harebraineddesign.com/products/suc...

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I don't know who needs to hear this but the thing where you decide that somebody acting like a huge asshole is evidence that they're neurodivergent and then decide to defend their behavior on that basis is not actually allyship

Let's do what they did in ye olden days and force the SC judges who voted for this to drink a whole glass of sewage tainted water in front of a crowd to "prove" that it's safe.

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

An amazing #histmed story👇

I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv

We should pay high taxes. In exchange, we should get excellent services. Privatization is a death sentence. Cutting services instead of massively expanding is a death sentence. They want oligarchs and serfs, that's the goal. And it's a death sentence.

gay pirates be like “all hands on dick”

This was the towel creature from day one of the cruise. I don't know which animal it is supposed to be but it looks like the full interior and exterior anatomy of the human clitoris to me.

@madgiggler.bsky.social

"Look, people are free to do what they choose as far as actions, but having a nationwide action that attracted national coverage spearheaded by a man with a questionable past and who is raising large sums of money for questionable goals is not a good look." 📢

Holy shit it's still not cute to make fun of evil Nazi shitfucks by implying they are gay, trans, effeminate, women, or that being fat has anything to do with how fucking evil they are THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT

Teachers and librarians are still doing their jobs despite the threats against them. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I’M SO ANGRY AT SO MANY PEOPLE.

Again, Jews were less than 1% of the German population in 1933.

Cognitive Atrophy - “The use of AI systems for memory-related tasks, such as note-taking or reminders, can lead to a decline in an individual's own memory capacity.” pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...

I bought a bunch of hotfix sparklies at SCRAP a few weeks ago and now I can’t remember where I put them. I want to add them to my “Derek Craven Would Never” tote bad I made

@madgiggler.bsky.social

Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once

The speed and/or violent distortion of the experience of time is really staggering.

One annoying thing about the "run the government like a business" guys is that they also are terrible at running businesses. I run my podcast "like a business" in the sense that things are made to a high quality and shipped on time, but it seems their only version of "good business" is "layoffs"

Fluevog, the best shoe company, is having an "extra 25% off sale" sale until monday! go get your funky shoes

Hey Virginians, if you’re on Cardinal Care, that’s Medicaid! Don’t let them cut Cardinal Care!

Going to see husband’s student’s musical tonight asked what it was he said Clueless. Get here and it’s Mean Girls 🤣

One reason I still wear a mask when I travel is cause you literally cannot trust people not to get on a plane with measles

It’s great having a neurotype that both impedes executive function and makes me hypersensitive to injustice, it’s so easy to stay both alive and productive in a permanent state of “the smoke alarm is beeping and no one can turn it off”

I regret to inform you that it's one of his favorite songs, that many folks in his base use it specifically to rally under the MAGA banner, and that as far as they're concerned, "this is the music of a people who will not be slaves again" is railing against the power of Democrats and Woke/PC/DEI.

Walking around campus and it’s a Delia’s catalog come to life. It’s like I’m back in jr high/high school fashion-wise

hwatevah one mahht say for Lee and his ordahs, and this and that military wisdom and so on, one must agree that Pickett's chahge was ah prahme example of "livin mas". unfortunately for the men undah his command it also led to dyin mas

this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird

And my father scolded me for saying there would be no social security to collect by the time I retire. Granted I thought it would be because it ran out of money BUT WHO’S LAUGHING NOW, DAD

New via @axios.com: VCU Health will resume some gender-affirming care for existing patients under 19 but won't accept new patients, a change that starts today and aligns with UVA's decision last week #VALeg www.axios.com/local/richmo...

my puffy paint skills are not what they used to be

You guys love your succulent Chinese meals so much that I made a special version on black! www.harebraineddesign.com/products/suc...

I don't know who needs to hear this but the thing where you decide that somebody acting like a huge asshole is evidence that they're neurodivergent and then decide to defend their behavior on that basis is not actually allyship

just making my silly little drawings : )

@madgiggler.bsky.social we need one of these