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someone should invent existence that isn’t exhausting

submitted 2 days ago • 17 comments

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people: 1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money 3) We won’t need a lot of troops 4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq 5) We’ll find WMDs 6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators 7) It will be easy 8) It won’t take long All lies.

submitted 7 days ago • 1648 comments

We are a proud country of Haters. Kendrick performing Not Like Us during halftime of the Superbowl is the most American shit that has ever happened

submitted 14 days ago • 30 comments

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

submitted 23 days ago • 429 comments

Make American Bananas Again

submitted 23 days ago • 25 comments

I know I should take this seriously but this ICE tweet genuinely made me laugh.

submitted 29 days ago • 1991 comments

JK Rowling is using her billions to fund her own powerful lobbying group with the sole purpose of destroying the lives of trans people. "Separate the art from the artist" is for when the artist is dead. When you buy her products, you are directly funding THIS www.advocate.com/news/jk-rowl...

submitted 30 days ago • 14 comments

Ronald Acuña Jr. on the first pitch he saw this season. Baseball is better when he’s healthy.

submitted 36 days ago • 36 comments

if dems want messaging help, stop telling people you're "fighting back." it sounds like you're being mugged. call off the podcaster search, take your ridiculous money pile and try opening some food banks and free clinics. hurricanes are coming and the feds have no plan. looks like an opening to me.

submitted 37 days ago • 539 comments

Imagine being lectured by RFK Jr about how to be healthy and then having Mark Zuckerberg tell you how many friends normal people should have

submitted 57 days ago • 128 comments

fwiw "I don't know what the big deal is" is the starting point for most people on trans rights and even if they've been moved to the right by the past few years of propaganda getting people back to their natural attitude is not insurmountable or even particularly difficult

submitted 58 days ago • 34 comments

it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months

submitted 59 days ago • 1026 comments

Coachella is wild to me because I’ve never even driven to someone’s HOUSE on two subsequent weekends

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not sure when the complaint is “this is an out-of-touch weird rich person thing to do,” a good response is “you couldn’t understand the specialness of my experience and you never will.”

submitted 73 days ago • 13 comments

It works. The government here largely works. Because we are so spoiled by how well it works, we are letting a fool convince us it is broken.

submitted 73 days ago • 26 comments

A lot of conservative men would burn the entire world down if it meant getting women out of the workforce because their entire sense of self is based on the idea that they were born superior to women

submitted 78 days ago • 20 comments

Jokes on them my retirement plan is death

submitted 82 days ago • 32 comments

If a previously liberal man starts railing about “woke,” his arrest for sexual assault is probably imminent.

submitted 85 days ago • 23 comments

I blame George W. Bush. He softened America up to the idea that we could have someone stupid in the White House and things would still function.

submitted 85 days ago • 1724 comments

my retirement planning was really based on eventually having an obscenely wealthy woman offer me a huge amount of money to stay away from her son so at this point I’m not sure what to do

submitted 86 days ago • 31 comments

there have been three major economic collapses in my adult lifetime and guess which party has been in charge each time? it's almost like their policies don't work.

submitted 86 days ago • 147 comments

Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

submitted 86 days ago • 274 comments

These war plans could've been an email

submitted 96 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 102 days ago • 251 comments

@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer

submitted 106 days ago • 101 comments

One thing I'm fucken sick of hearing is that people on the poverty line "don't want handouts." Well, the rich take hand outs. Maybe they're rich bc they were offered handouts. Maybe they're rich bc they take them. This "shame in receiving free money" for the poor but not the rich makes me SO MAD

submitted 115 days ago • 401 comments

If you need to eat a sleeve of Girl Scout cookies to get through today, I see you and I support your choices.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments