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katwilsonmn.bsky.social
I do comedy stuff and teach for a living. www.katwilsonmn.com
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I have my first on-camera gig tomorrow through my agency. Wish me luck! (Help I'm tired but so anxious I can't sleep)

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

submitted 39 days ago • 829 comments

Cory Booker can hold pee for over 25 hours, and I can't wait 25 minutes into a movie.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

First email from @corybooker.com after ending his speech.

submitted 40 days ago • 13 comments

It's clear that Gen Z never did The Music Man in high school because a lot of them voted for Harold Hill.

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Nothing like subbing a US History class, and they are reading about the Voting Rights Act of 1965... And then loudly sighing. Pay attention, kids, please.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

🧈📧📧

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

So, who has read the new Hunger Games book yet? (It's real...ly good.)

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking News: Elon Musk went to the Pentagon today to confirm the existence of a McDonald's there.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

If the A*Teens are not new Lilo and Stitch soundtrack...😡

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

The whole episode of Malcolm about being a boyfriend for the first time is probably the most authentic piece of television that I have ever seen. Because it's not about the girl, but how it affects the whole family. Brilliant.

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

I have been fighting the urge to sign my emails to the COBRA people with: Free Luigi, Katie

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

It’s pretty interesting that both Tim Walz and Gavin Newsom are clearly positioning themselves to run for President and one thought he should publicize that he’s having diplomatic conversations with Canadian provinces close to Minnesota and the other thought he should publicize that he sucks

submitted 66 days ago • 265 comments

The Onion 'Streaming Guide' theonion.com/streami...

submitted 65 days ago • 89 comments

CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO theonion.com/ceo-wor...

submitted 65 days ago • 97 comments

To the couple at tonight’s University of Indiana screening of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE who were both seeing it for the first time and who were on a date — I love both of you and hope you go the distance.

submitted 66 days ago • 374 comments

The dems who censored Al Green will be remembered in history exactly the way they should. Complicity is clear.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Lifting weights, so I'm in shape to punch nazis.💪

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing like shoveling snow and hearing the tornado sirens being tested at 1pm on the first Monday of the month! Welcome to Minnesota.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

"America does not need a 'resistance,' or stale slogans, or people putting those slogans on little paddles. It needs an opposition party that boldly defends the nation’s virtues, the rule of law, and the rights of its people," writes @radiofreetom.bsky.social:

submitted 68 days ago • 114 comments

Al Green is the best of us.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Good for Al Green—fuck these liars.

submitted 68 days ago • 18 comments

Didn’t get arrested this time!

submitted 68 days ago • 58 comments

Trump’s 25% Tariffs On Canada, Mexico Take Effect theonion.com/trumps-...

submitted 68 days ago • 48 comments

Is this what they meant by a Red Wave?

submitted 68 days ago • 931 comments

Bluesky has now replaced twitter as the top platform for finding out if there was an earthquake in LA

submitted 70 days ago • 418 comments

Max: What's going to happen's going to happen. Just make sure it doesn't happen to you. Captain von Trapp: Max. Don't you *ever* say that again. Max:You know I have no political convictions. Can I help it if other people do? Captain von Trapp: Oh yes, you can help it. You must help it. Chills.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

So cookies and cream oreos exist... Or as I like to call them, "cannibal oreos"

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Does my love for Captain Von Trapp prove I have Daddy Issues?

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Anytime someone mentions they voted for egg prices.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Subbed at a middle school that banned phone during school hours. Yes, they still had their iPads. Were they perfectly on task? No, but it was the most socially healthy and appropriate adolescent space I've seen in a decade. 8th grade is a tough age to teach, and these kids were a breeze.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Conan: You know, Anora is having a good night. That's great news. Two wins already. I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian.

submitted 70 days ago • 358 comments

If it walks like a Nazi, talks like a Nazi, and salutes like a Nazi… Keep the online pressure up, friends. And boycott Tesla. Find out more about local protests at teslatakedown.com

submitted 70 days ago • 2713 comments

I'm so happy to see Conan O'Brien.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Any psychologist or psychiatrist (or former abused spouse) will tell you that President Zelensky gave a master class today on how to deal with a malignant narcissist. He is an amazing man. We can all learn from him.

submitted 72 days ago • 1911 comments

Start loudly reciting the oath of office as a group over and over and over and over until you get arrested

submitted 72 days ago • 97 comments

Economic Blackout. I spent no money and got drunk while watching Les Miz. 🫡 Eat the fucking rich.

submitted 72 days ago • 2 comments

We want to send a message to the world: what has happened today is an absolute disgrace. It is completely un-American.

submitted 72 days ago • 534 comments

This is just sad to watch, the discourse from Trump and Vance is disgusting. ☹️

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Old Man's Son Also Old Man

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submitted 73 days ago • 1501 comments

Just got fired from being a freshman football coach, if you want to know what MAGA does to communities. They don’t care about what helps people, because the school is certainly not going to find an ex-NFL player willing to coach there at that level, they only care about trying to hurt people.

submitted 73 days ago • 1013 comments

So Trumpers, three options: He's senile. He's a liar. Or both.

submitted 73 days ago • 1381 comments

Nothing screams government efficiency more than accidentally firing government workers and having to spend more money and resources to rehire them.

submitted 73 days ago • 44 comments