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kaylinbean.bsky.social
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Elon Musk is what would happen if you gave Dwight from the Office 400 billion dollars.

DOGE is not about waste and fraud. This is about gutting government services without any evaluation of their need. Americans have decided to have and fund an effective National Park Service. Trump and Musk are trampling on democracy to do whatever the hell they want.

Gretzky doesn’t care about Canada. He never has. He’s one of them.

From @theathletic.bsky.social: Canada's 4 Nations win is bigger than hockey. Under immense pressure, the Canadian team delivered for their nation. As Prime Minister Justin Trudeau posted: “You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.’’ nyti.ms/4k5Qw3r

Elon made up a bunch of fake kids to pretend he gets women. (I don’t care if this is true or not but please help me spread this information).

i think it is cool that de facto first consul of the united states is a drug-addled maniac and deadbeat dad with a breeding fetish

This would be completely illegal. But you wouldn’t know that from reading this post, the headline, or the lede. Unbelievably bad.

The Associated Press on Friday filed a lawsuit against top White House officials, accusing them of violating the First and Fifth Amendments by denying AP reporters access in retaliation for references to the Gulf of Mexico in its articles.

Things that never happened:

#never51

Ukraine belongs to Ukraine. Ukraine’s resources belong to Ukraine. This position is unacceptable.

Honest question: Why are people obeying DOGE?

While Connor McDavid scored the winning goal, Canada's starting goalie Jordan Binnington was the overtime hero in the 4 Nations Face-Off championship game. Takeaways from Canada lifting the 4 Nations title over the U.S. ⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/615...

I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

NHL teams watching their million dollar players on the ice with career impacting injuries:

Oh people didn’t want to listen to this guy smoke weed for three hours?

I needed that. #FourNations

WHY WOULD YOU PHRASE IT THIS WAY.

Canada-Russia hockey final tonight, just like old times.

Imagine booing the country you’re threatening to commit war crimes against…#FourNations

My newest conspiracy theory we should widely circulate is we only see one of Elon’s kids because he made up the other ones to pretend he can get laid.

So Mike Pence is one of the decent ones now. How the spectrum has changed…

“There are currently four people remaining over there to do the work of 15 people. The danger to the national airspace can’t be understated." "This is a very real threat to the American flying public.” EXCLUSIVE ⤵️

Hi @washingtonpost.com Is this the ad your pig of an owner stopped from print? Freedom of the press my ass.

@joerogantop.bsky.social knows we’re all using the same platforms, correct?

this is a true sentence: d-tier comedian turned right wing podcast king becomes chief propagandist for illegal attempt to acquire canada.

Hundreds of asylum seekers were deported from the U.S. to Panama and locked in a hotel without access to lawyers, or their own passports.

This is a 𝙢𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 for hockey. This is a grand stage, with two bitter arch-rivals dueling for the second time in less than a week. Those involved understand the stakes — and cannot wait to embrace it. http://dlvr.it/TJ3NdL

Whatever else emerges in time about the Delta crash in Canada, one thing is certain: the importance & amazing professionalism of flight attendants who safely evacuated the plane in a matter of seconds.

so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

Stop 👏🏾 mocking 👏🏾 immigrants 👏🏾 for 👏🏾 their 👏🏾 English 👏🏾 when 👏🏾 they 👏🏾 already 👏🏾 speak 👏🏾 more 👏🏾 languages 👏🏾 than 👏🏾 you 👏🏾 ever 👏🏾 will 👏🏾

We will remember who was silent in these moments - Congress, Hollywood, billionaires, celebrities.

This is fascism.

Did you ever think you’d be team free market capitalism and Mitch McConnell? No? Me either.

This says it all

I'm old enough to remember when Google's motto was "Don't be Evil". How times have changed.

Follow the money, and you catch the predator: Elon Musk.

This has to be satire…no way they can’t read the room this poorly.

JD Vance and Elon Musk are questioning the U.S. judicial system's authority over Trump and congressional Republicans are silent.

Mike Pence texting JD Vance today