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They may want Berlin 1933 But we can make it Paris 1789

“More than a quarter of the contracts listed by DOGE were actually already paid, the Journal found, saving no money. For instance, DOGE listed $168,000 in savings for terminating a contract with HHS for an Anthony Fauci museum exhibit. It had already been fully paid.” Beyond parody.

“A group of frustrated Yosemite National Park staffers hoping to draw attention to the federal government’s sweeping workforce cuts have hung an upside-down American flag thousands of feet off the ground on the side of El Capitan.”

The cars keep lurching to the far right.

Yup.

Many are asking what should we do now? “We use our power, organize, mobilize, educate…the American story will not be written by who occupies the White House or by the wealthiest among us…it will be written by you, by ‘we the people.’” -fmr VP Kamala Harris receiving the NAACP Chairman’s Award.

More than 200 people gather outside #Florida Tesla dealership to protest Unelected Elon Musk & his dumb DOGE. www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/02/22/r... via @sun-sentinel.com

Obviously far from the biggest indignity but every federal worker getting blasted a Saturday night “defend your paycheck” email from the world’s most annoying drug addict is such a pain in the ass

1) I put my right foot in. 2) I put my left foot out. 3) I put my right foot in. 4) And I shook it all about. 5) Did the Hokey Pokey & I turned myself around. cc: [email protected]

The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

Kamala Harris speaks at the NAACP as the recipient of the Chairman’s Award

This is a caption someone uses when they’re making fun of you

The New DOPE.

Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

This is the line to get a new membership at the Costco closest to me (45 min away). Lotta folks like me who are just outside comfortable driving distance but are finally getting a membership because it pairs nicely w/ support for labor & calling your reps everyday.

The right team won.

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

From United Humanists on FB

Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at [email protected].

Post WW1 Germany fell into Nazism because of hyperinflation and economic chaos, America fell into it because of record low unemployment and folks liking to “do their own research.”

From a FOIA perspective, "the entire federal workforce should write down and email what they did last week" is extremely funny

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

After taking over the USA government, Elon Musk shocked the world upon The Pope's passing by purchasing The Vatican and proclaiming himself Pontiff, insisting on being called The DOGE-ope.

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

Fired federal workers share the crucial jobs no longer being done Six people describe what they were doing to benefit public health, safety and the environment www.sciencenews.org/article/fire...

White House says that Elon Musk is an employee. That makes him fall under the note he sent that all federal employees have to describe what they do and CC their boss. Including: Waving a machete at CPAC, fighting his newest kid's mom on X, firing nuke techs, trying to rehire them, doing ketamine...

"Science fiction lends itself readily to imaginative subversion of any status quo. Bureaucrats and politicians, who can't afford to cultivate their imaginations, tend to assume it's all ray-guns and nonsense, good for children." - Ursula K. Le Guin (2012) [Anthology idea: Ray-guns and Nonsense]

I wish reading the news felt less like binge watching the final season of a long running series that’s been a major part of your life for decades.

Truly we are in the dumbest timeline.

Elon Musk: "I'm Number 2 after Trump..." JD Vance:

I read Mary Shelley's "The Last Man" last year, a novel set in 2073 about humanity getting wiped out by pandemics. (She wrote it in 1826.) It ends in 2100 with, well, the last man. This administration seems to be taking it out of the realm of science fiction.

“RESIST. DO NOT COMPLY WITH THEIR ILLEGAL MANDATES.”Judge Ortiz emailed her EEOC colleagues after the anti-trans EO. She told me, “The unknown was not as scary as being complicit and not speaking up. I can exist on cornflakes and community at the end of the day if it means that my soul is intact.”

Several schools in West Texas are closing as the state health department now confirms 90 measles cases since late January, with 57 cases in Gaines County alone. www.chron.com/news/article...

By accepting Trump’s anti-Black premise and regurgitating the narrative that equates anything Black as DEI, the NY Times has become part of the propaganda machine

Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

Seems legit.... We don't want to be a nation of underachieving Americans.

Virtual scritches for #Caturday.

Democrats should all start making the jerk off motion when asked about anything Trump-related, just to see how it gets described. “Controversial gesture that suggests self-pleasuring”

Please read my latest reflection. There are lies we tell to comfort ourselves. Like Democrats who say we just have to wait two year and Trump will lose control of the House. Like those in Germany who promoted Hitler while believing they could control him. charlieangus.substack.com/p/the-reichs...

THIS. And their panic at a Black woman leading for 8 years put white supremacist panic into overdrive.