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Can’t believe they flippered tariffs against us yesterday.

SAVE THE PENGUINS. STOP TRUMP’S TARIFFS.

Defence Ministry: Shoreline defence force Gentoo’s prepare mortars. Our Navy Seals conduct clandestine training, and teach tactical camouflage and concealment to juveniles. We stand ready. Flippers Up.

Us finding out about the tariffs yesterday.

The representative from McDonald Island has tried to filibuster our renaming of the island but did not have the same stamina as @booker.senate.gov and stood for only 24 minutes.

I stand with the penguins of Heard and McDonald Islands!

Current mood.

Remember folks, not only has he tariffed penguins, but his Defense Secretary spilled the krill on top-secret military operations. Even the penguins are aware of it.

Ugh.

Thank you @sanders.senate.gov for your support. Hands off Heard!

If you’re new here, welcome. Our Antarctica Nudist Colony Government was formed after Seal hunters left our land around 1920. We occasionally allow scientists to study our 29 mammals, multiple seabirds, and limited flora, but have no permanent human settlement. Australia partially protects us 1/2

Threads thinks the human we hired yesterday types too fast, and we almost lost our account. Thankfully we’re back, but we’re going to spread things out more evenly here and there. It’s clear they just can’t handle this much penguin.

What are you gonna do, deport us? We’ve been dealing with ICE for centuries.

Effective immediately: Heard Island will be canceling our contract with Spacex for ALL future space travel. Dr. Amelia Sealhart and CPT Charles Icebergh will be leading our charge to adapt all flightless birds to flight capability. This will supplement our already extensive Albatross Space Force

Press Sec: “Nobody understands how normal it is to have a secret cabinet meeting chat group on the beach, and that loser Jeff just materializes “

Don’t mind us, we’re just practicing how we’d behave if we ever see him in person.

For the humans: today’s the day! Be safe, pack extra fish and sea water, and come out to waddle for your rights! #FlippersUp #HandsOff

The Council of Penguins will never use Signal chats to discuss our war plans. You have our guarantee.

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A US-born citizen was walking near Chicago in January. ICE snatched him off the street, handcuffed him, threw into a van. His wallet, which contained his ID, was confiscated. He was detained for 10 hours before being released without a record of what occurred. immigrantjustice.org/sites/defaul...

Now that we no longer have federal watchdogs who will do anything to protect consumers and investors, it’s a free for all.

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After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.

I just want to say thank you to everyone who has reached out with kindness and encouragement, both personally and in these social media streets. So very proud of The Reidout @joy.msnbc.com team, who are truly family, and all of our supporters & friends. See you tomorrow night at 7, one more time ‼️

We are siding with the enemy.

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The great @joyannreid.bsky.social signs off her last @msnbc.com show. Their loss, not hers.

OMG, Rachel on MSNBC calling out her bosses for firing the non-white primetime hosts Joy Reid and Alex Wagner

@maddow.msnbc.com stand up and fight for what’s right. You are better than that network you are on. Especially after what they have done now to @joyannreid.bsky.social and the others. Start your own thing or collaborate as a group! You can do this. Rise up!! Be bold.

@msnbc.com put @joyannreid.bsky.social from @joy.msnbc.com back on MSNBC!!! I cannot believe you took her off the air!!!

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