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you, a rube: “i want my kid to grow up to be a doctor or an engineer or a teacher” lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”

submitted 23 hours ago • 1682 comments

pretty wild hands off turnout in roku city

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

It’s the ultimate expression of coddled privilege: the way so many of our institutions and leaders decided that problems that took humans millennia to solve simply… aren’t real, and anyone who worries about them is an officious liberal scold. Everything from disease to corruption to dictatorship

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

Democrats should turn down all TV invitations and tell the bookers simply to have on Bessent, Lutnick, or Hassett instead. Those guys do far more damage to Trump than any of his critics.

submitted 22 hours ago • 44 comments

hope we're all ready for the color of the American color revolution to be pussy hat pink

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

a lot of people across the political spectrum are convinced that Trump voters are an immovable monolith that will never abandon him in meaningful numbers no matter what he does maybe they’re right, but we are in the process of running that assumption through an incredibly rigorous stress test

submitted 1 day ago • 46 comments

WATCH: “Ron Vara is an anagram of Navarro.” @maddow.msnbc.com explains how Trump’s tariffs policy came from his economic advisor Peter Navarro, who invented a fake expert in his books to justify it🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤦🏼 And now markets are crashing 🎪 #TrumpTradeWar #AmericanBrexit

submitted 1 day ago • 157 comments

i am like 80% serious when i say that woke is the only thing that kept this country together

submitted 1 day ago • 446 comments

i have been joking that their plan is for your kids to grow up to work in a textile mill but they are serious

submitted 2 days ago • 977 comments

I’m a big man who rides the subway every night because I’m not a terrified hysterical neurotic

submitted 2 days ago • 2859 comments

🐦

submitted 2 days ago • 497 comments

This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻‍♀️

submitted 2 days ago • 1050 comments

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

submitted 2 days ago • 692 comments

Of all the things he’s stolen from us, our national dignity is the worst.

submitted 2 days ago • 320 comments

we're going to be calling it the Great Leap Forward and it's going to be tremendous. we're going to purge the intellectuals, who have been very nasty to me, and we're going to form the communes, and we're going to have all the manufacturing. all the manufacturing. production quotas,

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

“What did they expect?” is kind of a misleading question. The people who supported them didn’t expect something very specific. They expected to own the libs. They expected people they resented to suffer. The expected the world to burn. It wasn’t about specifics.

submitted 1 day ago • 242 comments

Guy who makes Skibidi toilet plushies in Akron for $2.50 an hour since his union was destroyed: this is a religious experience for me

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

Signalgate was: last week.

submitted 2 days ago • 54 comments

i noticed a lot of the various american "fuck around and find out" types don't seem to be internalizing that they also live in america and will also be finding out

submitted 2 days ago • 82 comments

woke and DEI get removed, economy instantly crashes.

submitted 2 days ago • 276 comments

A more innocent time, before the threat of penguins forced his hand

submitted 3 days ago • 254 comments

#TaxThePenguins 🐧 @kfile.bsky.social

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Wow who could’ve guessed that this would happen It’s almost as if USAID was a pillar of American soft power and influence in the world It’s almost as if it was entirely predictable that America’s adversaries would work to fill the void left by USAID’s destruction

submitted 3 days ago • 977 comments

Man it is really hard to be living in the USA right now and getting news about how South Korea deposed their president for staging a coup and then their Supreme Court just said yup, definitely the right thing to do there.

submitted 3 days ago • 218 comments

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

submitted 3 days ago • 189 comments

A lot of people who voted for the face eating leopards are angry that they ate their faces, and jobs, and retirement savings, and the money they need to buy groceries and basic essentials, because they thought the color of their face and the red hat on top would keep them safe.

submitted 3 days ago • 327 comments

This looks like one of those win probability charts where a team leads for 3.5 quarters and then Steph Curry hits 6 threes in four minutes

submitted 3 days ago • 92 comments

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and I had to drive my parents 200 miles to a Social Security office, but at least I know that immigrants are getting sent to torture prisons in El Salvador.

submitted 4 days ago • 204 comments

going to be real excited to die in the nuclear retaliation after we get turbo-9/11'd because the CIA was ordered to be more racist rather than find terrorists and Trump decides to nuke Mecca in response

submitted 3 days ago • 10 comments

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

submitted 3 days ago • 112 comments

turns out the "sleepy" part in "sleepy joe" meant that we could all sleep well because he didnt tank the global economy

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments

Showing young BusinesSquire from 2002 this tweet and watching his head explode scanners style

submitted 3 days ago • 140 comments

Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

submitted 3 days ago • 273 comments

This is injecting bleach for the entire global economy. And he's not just floating the idea: he's holding the syringe.

submitted 4 days ago • 742 comments

The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.

submitted 4 days ago • 818 comments

> @lincolnproject.us

submitted 4 days ago • 95 comments

we're not touching the stove. We're not laying on the stove. At this point we're doing a quintuple backflip into an Olympic sized swimming pool full of stoves.

submitted 4 days ago • 23 comments

gonna be so funny when the Beltway press is still publishing Trump apologia while the financial press has gone Maoist in response to the sheer insanity and stupidity of this economic policy

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

People who I saw wearing MAGA hats in November are going to personally give every trans athlete a gold medal by the end of this ridiculous fever dream episode.

submitted 4 days ago • 7 comments

Trump is imposing a 10% tariff on the Heard and McDonald Islands. The Heard and McDonald Islands are uninhabited.

submitted 4 days ago • 885 comments

every earnings call gonna open with a fucking land acknowledgement by the time this is over

submitted 4 days ago • 14 comments

Jeb, there is still time to redeem your legacy…to succeed where your forebear Prescott failed…return to the old ways Jeb…

submitted 37 days ago • 8 comments

i am begging the canadian security and intelligence services to Do What Needs To Be Done

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

maybe we shouldn't have built a Destroy The Global Economy button into the Resolute Desk right next to the fucking Diet Coke button

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment