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Perfect example of what this article is talking about:

"Is this what 2008 felt like?" No. 2008 was a crescendo of years of sub-prime mortgages laundered through faked bond ratings and derivatives trading by an army of savy, greedy people hiding what they'd done. This is one rapist felon who's killing the world in full view of everyone for fun.

Analysis | Trump is finally giving us the recession that Biden could never deliver.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

less than ten trans women tried to play collegiate sports and now the car dealership class gets to crash the global economy and set up sweatshops in the midwest

At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.

if we want to rebuild american institutions and earn back the world’s trust after this we cannot settle for half-measures. lots of people need to go prison. lots more need to be permanently stripped of wealth and power.

Stocks surge and the administration needed to clarify that they didn’t mean for that to happen

you, a rube: “i want my kid to grow up to be a doctor or an engineer or a teacher” lutnick, a genius: “to make america great again your child will make iphones that they will not be able to afford”

pretty wild hands off turnout in roku city

It’s the ultimate expression of coddled privilege: the way so many of our institutions and leaders decided that problems that took humans millennia to solve simply… aren’t real, and anyone who worries about them is an officious liberal scold. Everything from disease to corruption to dictatorship

Democrats should turn down all TV invitations and tell the bookers simply to have on Bessent, Lutnick, or Hassett instead. Those guys do far more damage to Trump than any of his critics.

hope we're all ready for the color of the American color revolution to be pussy hat pink

a lot of people across the political spectrum are convinced that Trump voters are an immovable monolith that will never abandon him in meaningful numbers no matter what he does maybe they’re right, but we are in the process of running that assumption through an incredibly rigorous stress test

WATCH: “Ron Vara is an anagram of Navarro.” @maddow.msnbc.com explains how Trump’s tariffs policy came from his economic advisor Peter Navarro, who invented a fake expert in his books to justify it🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤦🏼 And now markets are crashing 🎪 #TrumpTradeWar #AmericanBrexit

i am like 80% serious when i say that woke is the only thing that kept this country together

i have been joking that their plan is for your kids to grow up to work in a textile mill but they are serious

I’m a big man who rides the subway every night because I’m not a terrified hysterical neurotic

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This stock market crash thing is so confusing. On one hand you have every economist and bank in the free world freaking out. On the other, there are some blue check accounts on Twitter with ancient statues as their profile pics doing 20 part threads on why down is the new up. 🤷🏻‍♀️

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

Of all the things he’s stolen from us, our national dignity is the worst.

we're going to be calling it the Great Leap Forward and it's going to be tremendous. we're going to purge the intellectuals, who have been very nasty to me, and we're going to form the communes, and we're going to have all the manufacturing. all the manufacturing. production quotas,

“What did they expect?” is kind of a misleading question. The people who supported them didn’t expect something very specific. They expected to own the libs. They expected people they resented to suffer. The expected the world to burn. It wasn’t about specifics.

Guy who makes Skibidi toilet plushies in Akron for $2.50 an hour since his union was destroyed: this is a religious experience for me

Signalgate was: last week.

i noticed a lot of the various american "fuck around and find out" types don't seem to be internalizing that they also live in america and will also be finding out

woke and DEI get removed, economy instantly crashes.

A more innocent time, before the threat of penguins forced his hand

#TaxThePenguins 🐧 @kfile.bsky.social

Wow who could’ve guessed that this would happen It’s almost as if USAID was a pillar of American soft power and influence in the world It’s almost as if it was entirely predictable that America’s adversaries would work to fill the void left by USAID’s destruction

Man it is really hard to be living in the USA right now and getting news about how South Korea deposed their president for staging a coup and then their Supreme Court just said yup, definitely the right thing to do there.

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

A lot of people who voted for the face eating leopards are angry that they ate their faces, and jobs, and retirement savings, and the money they need to buy groceries and basic essentials, because they thought the color of their face and the red hat on top would keep them safe.

This looks like one of those win probability charts where a team leads for 3.5 quarters and then Steph Curry hits 6 threes in four minutes

I lost my job, my kids have measles, and I had to drive my parents 200 miles to a Social Security office, but at least I know that immigrants are getting sent to torture prisons in El Salvador.

going to be real excited to die in the nuclear retaliation after we get turbo-9/11'd because the CIA was ordered to be more racist rather than find terrorists and Trump decides to nuke Mecca in response

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

turns out the "sleepy" part in "sleepy joe" meant that we could all sleep well because he didnt tank the global economy

Showing young BusinesSquire from 2002 this tweet and watching his head explode scanners style

Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

This is injecting bleach for the entire global economy. And he's not just floating the idea: he's holding the syringe.

The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.

> @lincolnproject.us

we're not touching the stove. We're not laying on the stove. At this point we're doing a quintuple backflip into an Olympic sized swimming pool full of stoves.