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27 》tony hawk's pro nouns: underground 2 (any) 🌈 psychonaut πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’« advocate for bad ideas im kinda like if hunter s thompson didnt do, say, write, or know shit about fuck. πŸ”ž rated M: for Motion
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Someone came out of the yarn room

hey remember when i said id use this

deadass first thing i saw getting off the plane in vegas was slot machines this feels like a corny joke

bringing this back today

the one bbwaa voter who didn't vote ichiro into the hall of fame was a bluesky discover tab replier. they didn't mark anyone's name on the ballot. at the bottom they wrote "I wasn't a baseball player but my son-in-law Jeff is in med school"

im still here ❴ #oc | #ffxiv ❡

making a conscious effort to remember to be here more, can they drop a priv feature already so i can say my actual thoughts

yall im so bad at using my bsky. have this low quality image of the cover of Scooby-Doo! Night of 100 Frights (Playstation 2/Gamecube/Xbox, 2002)

You will NEVER guess what this reply by a government agency is in response to.

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the seahawks' uniforms make them look like an away team from a knockoff christian star trek

"democrat injured falling down marble staircase" is definitely a metaphor in the making

The Democrats really lost the election and decided to run out the clock.

Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this

shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff

leather knight ⛓️

Jolanda πŸ‘»πŸ¦š #art #oc

kids, if you're addicted to vaping, please just start smoking cigarettes

i think that everyone who plays or watches sports should be sent to prison

if you know who she is we're officially besties #art #fanart

feel like i ghostwrote this one

dodger blue is way closer to the dream of "vaporwave kendrick" than i ever expected to hear

Looking forward to what tik Tok does with Mustaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard in the next 48 hours.

why the fucks this walgreens the saddest store i ever been in.

cheadle yorkshire #hxh

balatro goty btw

another mornin another duck

my music commissions are open - stoodarion.carrd.co

my go-to grubhub hack for ordering ants on a log: 1. look up any restaurant 2. order any item 3. add the following note: "i do not want this item. instead, please spread peanut butter over a rib of celery and add raisins on top of the peanut butter so as to resemble ants. thank you!" 4. tip $400

trying something new with that old wip... leaving it here as a test #ffxivoc

spiking my dad's drink with estrogen so he sneezes more quietly

mahomes won a super bowl straight up, then he almost won one with no o-line, then he won one on one leg, then he won one with receivers who'd never seen a football before, now he's trying to win one while throwing a horrifyingly dumb pick every game. he's trying to win football on every balatro deck

guy has nothing better to do with day, stares into lake and gains 100xp and 2d6 HP

ok i WILL use my bsky more. check out these ducks rolled up on me

to the guy who ranted and raved at me about almost losing his job to secondhand fent smoke for like 5 minutes while i was waiting for the 70 this morning ya breath stank

some fanart of @toorurii.bsky.social 's STUNNING oc agape :D love this lil guy sm

He’s clowning around #oc #art