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Let's make the vibes a tiny bit less rancid: n² likes = n bizarre programming language features from the many strange (and not so strange) languages I've stumbled across

A reminder to reporters, when historians look back on this moment with the president throwing himself a military parade and the people throwing No Kings rallies across America, the media sources raving about the former and sneering at the latter are going to be quoted by name. This is your legacy!

watching bugs (no sound)

so, in swedish, the word for "sorry" in "sorry to hear that" is sometimes "tråkigt", which incidentally also means "boring" I just saw a company respond to a very disappointed customer review on google maps with "Hello, it was very boring reading [...]"

Furgonomics

Teaser for my very different video that I hope you all watch. youtu.be/6w4bzm6ewRQ

For a long time, humorous clips of Mario saying "Hello door" and "Another door?!" in Super Mario Sunshine were known about, but presumed unused. It turns out they can actually be heard in the game by performing an unreasonably specific action in the debug testing room.

There should be a such thing as sigma breakcore. Drum and based.

I'm here with a friend

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Bountiful Harvest

Time isn't real with you around

Linux

here's a bunny that kinda blew up on Twitter, her names' Mia (one-off bun that got so popular I couldn't help but draw her twice and now she's just a character of mine lol)

By using a Mushroom at an unfortunate angle in 200cc mode on the GBA Mario Circuit track in Mario Kart 8/Deluxe, it is possible to land in one of the tires decorating the course. The tire is inescapable, forcing the player to lose the race.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

oh.... thats gore of my ice cream ferret

Normally, an enemy that falls in a pit in Super Mario World will not respawn unless Mario leaves and returns. However, by positioning the camera a specific distance away from its spawn point, Mario can trap the enemy in an eternal cycle of death and rebirth.

It's one thing for people to not have much of an idea of what using an electric car is like. It's a completely other, maddeningly infuriating thing when people simply will not accept simple facts like "the circuit that powers a clothes dryer provides at least 100 miles of driving range overnight"

grass!!

I built a Playstacean!

Daily bunny no.2879 is creating a masterpiece

Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.

Just bumped into an old friend.

of all the many terrible things that seem to be afflicting the public, the prevalence of defeatist mindsets with zero capacity for creative problem solving (or indeed the unwillingness to even *imagine* possible solutions to problems) might be the thing which freaks me out most.

Negative IQ (Dec 2023)

it’s becoming increasingly clear the goal of the far right is to defund and buy up every source of reliable information until there is no more objective reality to counter them

Anyone know where to buy a sturdy trophy shelf? Asking for a friend

An important part of understanding early hacker movies and culture – yes it was that easy. You call a number and you were on the mainframe. You sniff WiFi and you get their password. You type the right URL with # and you see all their pictures. Today is downstream a world utterly without defenses.

It will never not be funny to me that one of the smartest operational security people on social media is someone pretending to be Taylor Swift.

My deepest take, a rather new one, is that the specialization of modern society both creates and requires ignorance of... a lot. It is impossible to know all the things, which means there's value in individuals knowing a lot about some things, and those individuals exploit knowledge gaps.

The 1984 Japan-only Punch Ball Mario Bros. for home computers features a bizarre story in which Mario and Luigi are presented as primitive humans with "no knowledge of sophisticated culture" who have not developed any tools except for balls.

I think that the tweet genre of “this person (who might be a bot) had a bizarre opinion that made me think less of humanity and so the right thing by to do is screenshot it and show it to the largest number of people” is silly.