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take me out like a Kennedy ||| it is not my fault that my blood is red and my heart is on the left
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I really like Aphex Twin but he’s killing me with the song titles. I’m trying to listen to music not remember a WiFi password.

bitches get kisses

heavy is the crab that ran the goon

my gf got me gyoza and miso soup ugh i love this b word

Yup.

*unbrings you the horizon*

This is how you do it: The University of Connecticut has placed vending machines with the emergency contraceptive Plan B on its campus in an effort to expand access to contraception. dnyuz.com/2025/02/17/u...

I still don’t know how to play Wordle. Please don’t explain it to me. I want to have something to look forward to in the future.

If there’s one thing I know about watchOS development, it’s that no matter the time of day, if your watch randomly asks you to trust your computer, you say yes.

The way eyes know how to make love too

hope Longlegs and the monkey team up in the next one

post of the year 2025 already confirmed it’s in the bag this is it

Star Wars brings out big feelings in me.

gtf away from me if you don’t be kissing fr.

from the soul, from deep down ykwim

this would turn me to ash immediately upon being uttered from some zoomer’s lips omfg

oops 🙊

right outta my brain and onto this man’s blue-hued sky app.

i love that they put a bullet proof vest on mangione as if a) he's under any danger at all and b) it wouldn't make him look like 300% hotter

Casually bringing this back… #OCanada 🍁

When even the New York Post has to publish this, you know you fucked up.

relatable post of the week right here holy hell

We're finally gonna get a James Bond movie where the villain is a union organizer

😂 #pet #kitty #animal #photography

The neurodivergent urge to disappear because nobody understands you. Your direct communication makes people think you're rude. Your pensiveness makes people think you're angry. You're constantly having to overexplain yourself because what you say is rarely perceived how you meant it. IHTL....

Great 🦊

77 year old Lt. Gov. of Mississippi Delbert Hosemann just collapsed on the state senate floor.

Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro has been charged for allegedly helping to mastermind far right coup plot to upset the country's 2022 election result.

In South Carolina, tonight: “I have an ectopic pregnancy. It’s on my ovary. They’re making me risk my ovary even though I don’t want to. They refuse to do the surgery.” #ForcedBirthNation Original Post: www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2yCKENt/

The U.S Civil War was the bloodiest in American history. Southern states rebelled against the government and seceded from the Union over the right to own and the expansion of slavery. As many as 850,000 Americans were killed. Reminder: The soldiers and generals of the Confederacy were not patriots.

Lord, I see what you do for others www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/w...

This is the so-called Law & Order. 🙄

Oh, look what normal countries do when a former president leads a far right coup attempt.

Brazil shows that it can be done. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/18/w...

i think the car just did that due to it’s Evil Aura