kuepker.me
Seattleite since the 90s. Motorcyclist/Bicyclist. Site Reliability Engineer. Leadership by Anecdote. Owned by Cats. Would still rather be riding than working. Proud Papa of a Washington State Coug.
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This take is straight up like one of maybe three things my Ex and I still agree on
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missed alt on that one, 3 foot tall Simpsons figures atop the Dairy aisle
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Or the Blues Brothers atop the shelves of the packaged goods aisle
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Where else will you find a wicker motorcycle atop an endcap
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Ngl, scanned past the pic and thought the tag was “beobnoxious”, because yeah, get yelled at by the neighborhood Stellars all day every day.
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Is that a thing that normally happens? Seems absolutely wild to me, but our “train system” here is more like a model railroad in comparison
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I always wondered about the HR person at one of my jobs that crept through the halls with a Nerf gun, waiting for the perfect opportunity to pop me in the back of my head.
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Does your Subaru ever yearn to return to its homeland in the Pacific Northwest, to once again roam the hills and mountain valleys amongst its own kind like Kenji Kita intended from the beginning of days?
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Not even close. More like a .01% timeslice on an old Multics.
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Clark’s Corollary: Any sufficiently advanced ignorance is indistinguishable from malice and can be considered such as the intentional energy to maintain said ignorance when compared to the effort required to learn from experience exceeds any reasonable expectation.
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That's so awesome! I didn't know she'd started her own practice. She is the first vet that saw our little orange monster and was so great with him!
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The literary genre for this dork would be an instruction pamphlet on a vintage potato peeler. Inscrutable, chaotic, with occasional bleeding
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Siri: But it’s two blocks shorter!
Me: <laughs in Seattleite> Distance has no meaning here…
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Hopefully the juncos will get used to you and instead shout at you about it being their tree and pointedly tell you to leave the way my local flock does. I’m apparently not welcome in my own front yard
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He had pretty stiff competition this last election, enough to put two Dems on the runoff ballot. Gotta figure out how to get a pro-union Prog over the top in the primary to win it though.
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Living in his district, I’m utterly unsurprised. I get more texts and updates from his office after elections than before. Should just mark him (D-Boeing)
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Got me through a lot of graveyard shifts back in the 90s. Good times.
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An appropriate form of address would be Wizard, rather than not-“normal people“, if you please. Most folks, quite wisely I might add, do not wish to witness the fundamental magic that makes the world move.
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and that was my little sister to a T. she adored that show and scheduled her afternoons around it. that show would completely drive me around the bend every time it was on. absolutely classic afternoon Nick ❤️
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Truly. Like, my wife’s thoroughbred is my second most-expensive dependent and she has better healthcare than me.
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It’s never not too soon for that one.
At least that time we were only robbed by our own team.
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This particularly. Worst outage I ever induced was a BGP change based on an outdated playbook. I still have anxiety dreams about that one.