If your cat were a literary genre, which would it be?
What does an epic dark fantasy cat look like? A cold war thriller cat?
What does an epic dark fantasy cat look like? A cold war thriller cat?
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samurai_Cat
Tags: "only one lap", "Fluff" "Cuddles", "one-shot"
Chapter: 852/?
Mrs Tibbetts: self-help, specifically meditation
Stella, early Modernism. Stella might have considered Virginia Woolf worthy of her time. Unlike most people.
Zio, a child’s book of knock-knock jokes. Zio was a sweet idiot.
Lemme go find a similar pose photo. Your cat looks like Hugo more than most orange and white cats do!
He’s also got quite a forward projected chin.
What a gorgeous cat you have!
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She stared at him the *whole* time, peaking over the edge of the tub.
When he left he just said, “your cat freaks me out dude” and he never visited again.
It was the last time I ever heard from him 😬
Or possibly the ingenue in a 1940s film.
Basically we have a B. Dalton of literary genres
Meooowre?!
I have some other remarkable photos of him but tbh, the alt text on trying to describe them all turn into “This cat clearly has no bones and the position he’s got himself into defies description.”
(There are non-Dali cats. They are weirdly reminiscent of Michael Sheen's Aziraphale, which raises the question of whether Michael Sheen may perhaps be a non-Dali cat.)
I love him - he's a treasure. Please let him know he's a beautiful baby and give him a get out of jail free card good for 1 crime, on me 😻
😂
Pallas is a rhyming children’s picture book.
Lounging around all day, occasionally hollering in boredom, hitting the reefer and then turning into a raging maniac at 2 am.
Is it possessed? It is until the sun comes up!
Somewhere between the Nothing and the critter that sleeps on the stairs at night to kill you on the way to the bathroom.
Goofy, toofy, not-scary vampire comic.
Romance. Those come-hither eyes… regal.
All the better to (love) bite you with.
No, I kid, he’s a brat but not terribly bitey. He’s a screamer (late-night caterwauling, occasional yowls) but he’s silky soft and like “hard pats” (smooth him like cold butter on toast) and will turn and smack you when he’s had enough.
She really loved to nap in my bathroom sink…
(I will love hims forever from my phone 🖤)
Jean Claude will clear every horizontal surface because the absolute best way to decorate is with cats, catnip toys, and cardboard scratchers.
The only mystery to solve is who puked a hairball outside our bedroom door.