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labyrinthcat.bsky.social
Fight this. Walk the walk. Travel the space. Stare down the ghosts.
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If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”

submitted 1 day ago • 133 comments

London. 😆🤣🤣🤣

submitted 6 hours ago • 7 comments

20,000 leagues below sea level is in outer space.

submitted 2 days ago • 147 comments

"My safeword is 'Slam Into a Slim Jim.'" Our mental health is really spiraling at work.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I found the most car

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

Yea I have a PhD. Pretty Huge Depression.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Today my coworker referred to a PB&J as peanut butter and jimmy. I don't know what to do with this information.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

These days, having sex is too much work. That’s why my team has invented FuckAI, so you can get back to what really matters: buying more Funko Pops

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

submitted 5 days ago • 6 comments

a stranger is just someone you haven't turned into content yet 🥰

submitted 5 days ago • 52 comments

before you get mad at me please stop and think about how that would make me feel

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

guys i just had the craziest idea ever. what if all basic human necessities were free.

submitted 5 days ago • 16 comments

This is how I found out.

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

Dear neighbor, I haven't seen the show but you're totally valid.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

I'm waiting for Trump to throw a fit and threaten to sue anyone who flies a flag at half mast when Biden dies.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

My cousin's dogs have mastered the criminal offensive side-eye.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I've been afraid of dogs my whole life. Unfortunately, my cousin's dog loves me.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

thinking once again about The Most Wrong Tweet Ever

submitted 7 days ago • 290 comments

It’s unfair that Pedro Pascal just looks like that and also has good opinions

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

every time our landlord comes to fix a problem he tells us to stop using toilet paper and then asks if we want to buy this house for 400,000 united states dollars

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Going "sicko mode" (getting on linkedin on a friday night)

submitted 8 days ago • 30 comments

Me all day today

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

godzilla except it’s david bowie: thread

submitted 9 days ago • 26 comments

conservative men be normal about me once challenge (difficulty level: impossible)

submitted 8 days ago • 547 comments

Tough news on the local front. Our historic rape and murder factory burned down. They didn't use it for rape and murder anymore but a lot of people liked to get their senior photos taken there for some reason. Our economy is devastated

submitted 9 days ago • 31 comments

not to lib out or whatever but cutting a program that keeps millions of people alive just to line the pockets of rich incels who are already wealthier than the entire population of the world is truly demonic & horrifying

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

I need a nose dentist.

submitted 9 days ago • 176 comments

In every elementary school class there is one kid who brings the fresh brain rot to the rest of them and, yall, I think it might be my kid 🫥

submitted 9 days ago • 96 comments

Maybe a cortado will fix me.

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submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

I have three types of TTRPG characters: 1. Disgruntled librarian 2. Traumatized sad boy 3. Dingus

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 15 days ago • 731 comments

I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].

submitted 16 days ago • 58 comments

Pax time!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Trump administration has suspended an air-quality monitoring program at national parks across the country. The program collects data on levels of harmful air pollutants, including ozone and particulate matter, at the 63 national parks in the USA.

submitted 19 days ago • 91 comments

Those Met Gala outfits are looking great!

submitted 19 days ago • 2 comments

I hear by declare 16,000,000% teriff on any songs that mention the girl from Ipanema, thank you for your attention to this matter.

submitted 20 days ago • 123 comments

Starting to think reupping with a world-historically stubborn dipshit, with even fewer impediments to his dumb/cruel whims, maybe not the wisest move

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

Me: I try not to dance on graves, these days. Feels gross. Also me: lol. lmao.

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

The word thot only came around when the MeToo movement put slut-shaming and misogyny front and center in the negative spotlight. Thot quickly became an internet friendly way to say slut, so say what you mean, cowardly unfuckable dumb hair man. But yes we want e-thot socialists.

submitted 20 days ago • 2 comments

May the fourth be with you, Illinois.

submitted 21 days ago • 972 comments

I hope everyone knows that it's very easy for any social content platform, including Bluesky, to be a misery machine and that if you aren't intentional about it, they will absolutely decrease the positive impact you have on the world while making you less happy.

submitted 23 days ago • 603 comments