lapsome.com
Mobile app development. IT services. Computer and computer component sales. Social media snark.
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When you've got music on in the car and hear the police car siren at the start of "Shut Up And Drive" <<<<<<<<
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The blue iBook gives it away.
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90% of those sound like made-up words.
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Everybody's got a horse (Neigh).
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Everything I know about CSS, I learned very much against my will.
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And I'd do it again! BOP! BOP!
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"That's an achievable goal." — My ADHD
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I say exactly 3 things to mine:
1. "Alexa, turn on the light."
2. "Alexa, turn off the light."
3. "Alexa, you're a dumbass who doesn't know anything."
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I'm old enough to know bitters.
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Sold their Super Bowl ring on eBay.
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Hey, . . . you got eggs? Cheap ones?!?
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$3,159.18 in 2025 dollars.
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Ugh.
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That little furry asshole knows what he did.
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How to stop its spread. 👇
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So, . . . Signal?
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Do your worst.
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So, replacing greedy, amoral dorks with stupid, amoral dorks?
What could do wrong?
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It was like trying to make Boeuf Bourguignon in an Easy Bake oven.
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@dieworkwear.bsky.social, thoughts on this snazzy ensemble?
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Pretty berb.
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This skeet radicalized me.
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And sold for 3x their value.
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Open the bowling alleys!!!
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Masculinity is not under attack.
The entirely fallacious notion that in order to be perceived as masculine you have to behave like an asshole (which was fabricated from whole cloth by Hollywood in the 1940s, btw) is what we are BEYOND tired of.
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No, thanks. I need a phone that's useful for more than just taking pretty pictures.
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They should probably focus on teaching Gemini to not recommed deprecated Android methods, first.
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I got you, fam.
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I would like to live in a far less ironic timeline.
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Composing useful prompts for Gemini is like pulling teeth. I'm not worried.
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Oh, I get it, alright. Enjoy not owning the tablet you want.
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Standard Shipping FROM Greater China TO WORLDWIDE includes the US, last time I checked.
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Is it?
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I think these folks on eBay will sell you one. Don't quote me on it, tho.
www.ebay.com/itm/35445176...
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More difficult for the strippers, tho.
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This guy has had Brandon Sanderson reading the obit page first thing every morning for 14 solid years.
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Spectacular timing! Just flawless. You're doing great.
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There's no such thing as a "serious question" about the Overton Window. People who believe in the Overton Window are people who don't understand anything at all about US politics.
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Democrats are the left. Full stop.
In order to claim space on the political spectrum you have to actually matter.