lawfulhungry.bsky.social
🔞 any/all | D&D player, porn author, classic video game fanatic. I write smut for money and sass for free.
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I think the lesson here is that you consume franchises alphabetically.
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the venn diagram of science fiction and weird sex fantasies isn't a complete circle but is definitely very close
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I don't understand why Kane is handing out Furbies.
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Is...isn't that the *only* place they live? It's not like they have a nice apartment outside a college town.
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That's called beta readers.
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My Smash Brothers fanfiction is perfectly coherent, thank you very much!
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Look, if I have multiple reincarnations, you can bet I'm going to tell people about the fun and important ones.
Like when you're talking about what you did at work, you don't say "And then I typed an A, and then I typed an S, and then I typed a space, and then I typed a P..."
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"Or you! We're not super-picky about who gets spit-roasted here."
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"Success-cubus" should be the name of a demon self-help program.
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Too late, already formulating a theory about how government is being manipulated by sapient vegetables.
Or, more than it normally is.
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Hey, that's how my friends respond to my self-care process.
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Oh my gosh mine is Holmes on Homes combined with Escape Simulator and it sounds amazing.
"You can only leave this basement by solving esoteric puzzles and also making sure the plumbing is up to code."
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Can't find bras that fit; reinterprets it as a personal choice.
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Tell me more about this gay sex.
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That's not prostitution. That's called employment.
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Something something adventure in holes.
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Luckily, I have a startling amount of monster penis references.
For, you know...reasons.
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HOW DARE YOU, I suppose.
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One teaches "don't be a git" and the other teaches "sometimes you suffer for no reason" and honestly I don't know which is a more valuable lesson.
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Wow, what anatomically-correct chest armor!
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I do pretend to be a writer, and I'd read your overview.
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Did...did we not have this in literal Doom 2?
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I was confused for a minute but it turns out this is a *different* red-haired anime robot maid named Dorothy.
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Ruby Rhod's jaw is incredible and I love it.
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I don't understand the difference between this and a reverse harem.
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You and I are watching different porn.
I mean, we knew that, but still.
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I *think* more art is better than less art. I'm not 100% sure how the algorithm works.
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Counterpoint: Pluto's not even a planet any more.
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"Despite being written in the late 1900s, many of the themes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer are still relevant today."
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I am not good at arts but thank you for spelling "psych" correctly.
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Follow your heart.
And/or crotch.
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*totally silent event*
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Gosh dang it, Bluesky. That's meant to be animated.
Though the animation is just the same picture with the foreground flipping back and forth so I guess you're not missing anything.
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His D?
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Dinosaurs like music. They just don't like rock music.
Because, you know. The meteors.
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I'm all for this, except that you know people who don't understand grammar would wildly botch it. Like using "her's" when they mean "hers", reinforcing hilariously bad writing practices.
(This is assuming the sort of people who would confuse "her's" and "hers" can/would actually read in-game text.)
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Bulk rename saved my marriage and cured my chronic leg pain.
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Oh, good, it's not just me.
I'll scroll for ten seconds and Bluesky says "there is literally no more content of interest to you in the world" and I'm like "the devil there isn't."
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We already had grimalkins. We didn't need a second magical cat creature to act as a mysterious companion.
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Tell me about it.
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You'll have to be more specific.