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Oh, you fucked up pal! Let's see how you handle THIS! I roll over and expose my soft underbelly (Whimpering) Pwease mister pwease don't hort me or my famiwy 🥺

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me bleeding out on a street corner: please help. why are u just standing there. im dying emt with a pride flag pin and 'joy is resistance' patch: wow. thats a little rude and kind of aggressive? youve just lost an ally

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THIS. Just because they are ready for a fight doesn't mean they lose if you let them take everything they want without fighting. Fascists are not tactical masterminds with everything planned out 6 moves ahead. They are just ready to never blink first and use literally whatever happens.

submitted 27 days ago • 4 comments

they were never going to stop at legislating bathrooms, they will not stop at legislating children, they most certainly will continue going for all of us. this is NOT a “distraction”

submitted 28 days ago • 47 comments

what layer of neurodivergence is it when i can only get myself to do a task by checking it off my list before doing it and thinking "well you have to do it now or you'll be lying"

submitted 28 days ago • 11 comments

According to the White House I don't exist but I still have to pay taxes, typical

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I've said it before but whether you knew you were a girl from your very first memory or you decided last week that you're going to give this woman thing a try because it seems cool, you're my sister and you deserve to have your rights fought for and protected

submitted 30 days ago • 36 comments

I've created a calculator that gives you the right answer 80% of the time and I believe it will change the world

submitted 30 days ago • 277 comments

if you're ever wondering why i draw so many women with their cocks out making this face ᗜ_ᗜ it's because i have trouble emoting and don't know how to smile

submitted 29 days ago • 7 comments

it says a lot about an industry if a free and open source alternative to every product on the market can destroy 1 trillion dollars of “value” in one day lol

submitted 29 days ago • 132 comments

Thanks to all the Bluesky people who just reply “it will get worse” to whatever you post, it both solves the problem and makes you feel better

submitted 31 days ago • 409 comments

heyy haha ive been pretty intensely lonely lately if any bad bitches wanna manipulate and or love bomb me teehee

submitted 30 days ago • 7 comments

The sedatives are a blessing for our-of-cockpit mech pilots. Without the ketamine every loud noise, every raised voice, even the sight of mechs in repair cradles in their own hangers would spur them to hyperventilating panic and endless tears.

submitted 34 days ago • 3 comments

experiencing the entire collapse of the US economy is going to suck, but for a brief moment in time, it is going to be REALLY funny

submitted 36 days ago • 28 comments

"oh ho, but just last year you said running people over with with a big steamroller was wrong!” I exclaim delightedly as my enemy fatally runs me over with a big steamroller. it seems I have won this battle of wits

submitted 37 days ago • 52 comments

that moment when gender is definitely an unchangable biological truth so you have to enforce it via fascistic law

submitted 37 days ago • 44 comments

We're not doing "otherwise it's just sparkling conservatism" with Elon's Nazi salute. Dude's a Nazi.

submitted 36 days ago • 5 comments

crazy to think that fifty years from now when you say ‘nazi rocket guy’ people won’t think of werner von braun

submitted 467 days ago • 22 comments

gonna be bleak when liberals spend more time coming up with catchy nicknames for the gestapo rather than doing anything about it

submitted 38 days ago • 24 comments

It seems not great that the leaders of basically every institution have looked at the history of fascism, said “gee, that looks familiar” and then shivered and murmured “I better get on his side quick”

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

[dragon hrt reddit] "hey is it normal that my arms are morphing into wings instead of the wings growing on my back" "nope. endo's given you wyvern hrt" "they said it was dragon!" "yeah a lot of endos think wyverns are dragons"

submitted 39 days ago • 34 comments

Toying #アークナイツ #Arknights #明日方舟 #명일방주

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Spanish words you should know to help those being targeted by ICE raids: La Migra [la mee-gruh] - this should be yelled the minute ICE is spotted Escondiendo [es- con-dee-endo] - hide Córrele [core-uh-ley] - run Distract them, make them known, cause a commotion; do not let ICE ruin families.

submitted 44 days ago • 6 comments

POV You know next to nothing about vinyls but the girl who works at the record shop is insanely hot

submitted 46 days ago • 5 comments

in the article of former North Carolina Congressman Patrick McHenry:

submitted 54 days ago • 168 comments

Speaking of shut the fuck up Friday, I’ve been seeing some people say that the FBI has contacted them for questioning after seeing social media posts, and my extremely urgent advice is that you should under NO CIRCUMSTANCES talk to the Feds without a lawyer.

submitted 61 days ago • 431 comments

Imagine if conservatives could channel a portion of the overwhelming fear and dread they constantly feel about people who are different than they are towards problems that actually existed

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honestly pretty funny media organizations reported luigi mangiones manfiesto as “chilling text from a disturbed mind” and then it was leaked and the manifesto essentially said “i think the healthcare industry is parasitic”

submitted 77 days ago • 81 comments

The shirt only having stripes for red, green and blue as well as an ally stripe is on purpose by the way

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i lo ve that whenever a shooter or assassins social media posts are found their posting style is always indistinguishable from a guy who’d reply to an elon musk post

submitted 79 days ago • 26 comments

if you’re ever on a jury where jury nullification could be at play, you’re absolutely not allowed to use the words “jury nullification,” it’ll fuck everything up. All you have to say is “I don’t think what was done is a crime,” and let it snowball from there.

submitted 79 days ago • 4 comments

[unintelligible through tears] 2025 is gonna be my year

submitted 80 days ago • 30 comments

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

submitted 89 days ago • 539 comments

99% of the advice people give for using Bluesky amounts to “don’t willingly have a terrible experience”, and the messed up thing is that peoples experience online has gotten so bad they legitimately need to be reminded of that

submitted 90 days ago • 121 comments

if you have received several thousand new followers from starter packs, it is your sacred responsibility to set the tone of the bluesky for this new generation with some devastatingly property value lowering posts

submitted 91 days ago • 12 comments

green pills video game it's a "hating sim" where you encounter people who already dislike you and just want to waste your time, and every time you put effort into the conversation instead of just replying "what" or "yeah whatever" you lose

submitted 91 days ago • 11 comments