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Here is the money quote by Elon Musk the conference call tonight* *just kidding it’s from the call exactly six years ago today - 4/22/19 Enough said.

submitted 46 days ago • 21 comments

Bernie 2028?

submitted 50 days ago • 6 comments

gm

submitted 57 days ago • 53 comments

this is how the american economy is going to work for AT LEAST two entire years

submitted 59 days ago • 47 comments

The whole signal chat thing is hilarious and all these idiots deserve to be ridiculed for their incompetence and hypocrisy. But I can't stress enough how little of a fuck I give about "classified information" leaking. In fact I'd like to see it all leaked.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

i love when the vibe of the entire nation is “extreme fear”. that’s really good

submitted 80 days ago • 74 comments

every single public facing person in this administration is just a different variation on baghdad bob

submitted 90 days ago • 1542 comments

Bill Burr has a unique gift of puncturing trite nonsense in as few words as possible:

submitted 100 days ago • 43 comments

If there's a bunch of people collecting paychecks using dead people's info, how come I never got in on this racket? Someone in the know, please hook me up.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Too many Americans escaped their teens and 20s without ever having to work a service job, I’m convinced of this

submitted 117 days ago • 101 comments

Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

submitted 117 days ago • 159 comments

it’s weird and fascinating to watch Trump do things that were politically impossible for very dumb reasons bc he doesn’t give a shit.

submitted 117 days ago • 8 comments

When you see a conservative influencer calling the Kendrick performance a DEI thing it’s worth keeping in mind just how many conservative influencers are failed screenwriters/stand ups/filmmakers who only understand any form of art through a lens of spite

submitted 117 days ago • 98 comments

What do I do for a living? Like many of you, my primary occupation is entering passwords and two-factor codes into a variety of apps and websites all day long.

submitted 128 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 137 days ago • 62 comments

The USA is a hot pocket right now. Burning on the outside, frozen in the center

submitted 148 days ago • 0 comments

We should just stop making movies for like 10 years. Let people catch up on the movies they haven't seen while we figure out what the hell is going on.

submitted 165 days ago • 0 comments

More like white hot Christmas

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

"I'm too old to move to bluesky. Oh no I broke my hip trying to enter my email and generate a password on chrome! Someone help me! My hip!"

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

god thats so fucking cool

submitted 184 days ago • 2 comments

RFK on television letting a mother bird regurgitate right into his open mouth, he is wearing the skin of the mother birds mate, Latin chanting is softly heard, Anderson Cooper pretends this is all normal

submitted 186 days ago • 17 comments

Lmao

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submitted 191 days ago • 241 comments

Walton Goggins, thank you

submitted 191 days ago • 66 comments

dang woke kids these days will get a kiss from their aunt and be like"I don't consent!"

submitted 193 days ago • 0 comments