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I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells, and I like to kiss my own butt.
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a panel of experts has rated the united states the world's best country. congratulations to the united states

Last day of February, time for my monthly Substack post: open.substack.com/pub/lifein4c...

God I wish that were me

happy 50th to gamesmaster anthony

Everything in The Pitt is just leading up to this storyline playing out in real time

Fuck you, Star Wars is dead. We're rebooting the Radioland Murders and remastering The Dig.

"Hell of a damn grave. Wish it were mine."

When a kid ends up in The Pitt

Everything in The Pitt is just leading up to this storyline playing out in real time

God-level television moment.

checks out

Fort Knox is for tourists.

Now that The Brutalist has been out for a while I feel like I can share this

Honestly should start watching Severance but I don't have Apple TV and I do have HBO Max so...I'm getting Pitt pilled

Everytime Grimes does something stupid, I turn up the volume on Oblivion and yell "SHE MADE THIS SO SHE GETS A PASS". I don't think I can turn the volume knob any higher and I went deaf years ago.

I don't want to get hyperbolic here but I need a Wong Kar Wai victory to save my life

Did you guys know that BlueSky doesn’t allow you to post videos longer than :30??? Anyway, here’s our 2025 March Madness trailer: youtu.be/EQmLBUENiNg?...

It's kind of cool to see that the NYT is treating Canada the same way they treat trans people. Like it's a thought experiment rather than a bunch of living people.

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Waow

Guy on r/streetfighter picked maybe the worst tattoo you could possibly get from the series lol

I don't know why but this banner ad on Wikipedia feels like something left over from 2006

Once you turn 30, every morning after you have more than two drinks feels like this

GORE VIDAL: *making several typos* ive gone viral

Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt

If you read all four KISS autobiographies it's like Rashomon for idiots.

Some stuff on walls

Time

Found my new time sync for the next couple months with the Big Picture movie draft episodes

Muting Tom Brady, turning on the Philly police scanner

Drake rn:

"Say Drake..."

I assume the halftime show on Tubi is 20 minutes of Tombstone

It’s a good thing an NFC underdog team named after a bird has never built up a seemingly insurmountable lead against the reigning AFC powerhouse in the first half of the first Super Bowl of a Trump term before.

Cooper DeJean

Greta Gerwig is better than this, right?