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lilapl.bsky.social
Working on a children's book, news junkie, animals lover, football
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We just walked out of the state of the Union. My shirt showed Trump an important message: NO KINGS LIVE HERE. In the spirit of student protestors from the Civil Rights Movement, I’m proud to have protested and walked out with many of my colleagues. This is NOT a normal time.

This reality show premise of finding the dumbest MFer in the country and making him president isn’t going well. Season 1 sucked. Season 2 is much worse.

BREAKING: Ontario’s terminating its $100-million deal with Starlink, and US companies will be barred from future contracts. They warned NY, Michigan, and Minnesota if the tariffs persist, Ontario will impose a 25% surcharge on electricity and may cut off the supply entirely.

Yup.

Marco Rubio today.

Omg🤯 Dave Portnoy is so close to getting it💀

A trifecta.

Ready Fire Aim is a lousy way to govern.

aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt

"A measles outbreak in Texas is continuing to grow, reaching 124 cases. Almost all of the cases are in unvaccinated individuals or individuals whose vaccination status is unknown & 18 people have been hospitalized so far." abcnews.go.com/Health/texas...

I miss DEI

Good morning. Pic by @hedgesbackward.bsky.social

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

Bwahahaha. Mar-a-Lago was listed as "Kremlin Headquarters" for a little while on Google Maps. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I recently discovered the Wordscapes app, and now I'm obsessed, I really enjoy it and I think it helps me relax too

I'm 'sprained my left wrist opening the car door' years old 🫤

The news reporter used the word spring in the weather forecast for this week, and all I can say is Yay!

If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

Lolololol

👀

His followers are like, “Surely there must be some mistake, he said only THEIR lives would be ruined. I’d better message the president and let him know.” We’re in the denial and bargaining stage folks.

> @ironstache.bsky.social

📌Our Park Service Rangers have flagged the warning on El Capitan. We are under threat by an America-attacking felon.

Is Donald Trump going to respond to Musk’s email and report on what he did last week? To help, I’ve gone ahead and done it for him. A thread:

He nails it.

Spineless, yellow-bellied, lily-livered, weak-kneed, pusillanimous chickenshits.

No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

Dear MAGA dumbfucks: You're gonna miss democracy when it's gone.

👇🏽

Planes didn't crash when this guy ran things.

It’s a conundrum. 🤷‍♂️

True words.

The amount of secondhand embarrassment I have even just watching this is through the roof.

This is the second Sunday in a row the Kansas City Chiefs won’t be playing football.

Glad Trump had the chance to waste millions of taxpayer dollars to fly over the Daytona 500 and then ride The Beast on the track as parts of West Virginia, Virginia, Kentucky, Arkansas, and Tennessee are underwater. Priorities.

Well well welllllllll.

Dear @Doge If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing

This !!

Well played, President Claudia Sheinbaum, for committing troops already at the border since 2021, knowing perfectly well President Man Baby would have no idea and take it as a win.

Canada is considering 100% tariffs on Teslas. 🔗: www.businesstoday.in/world/canada...

Perfectly captured.