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oh they really news dumped this hiring this dude shouldn't ever have a job after the Blackhawks mess and Anaheim knows it

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

the new pope is supportive of workers' rights (cheers) and helped cover up church sex abuse (boos) and was one of the closest advisors to Pope Francis (cheers) and tweeted against JD Vance (cheers) and criticized the LGBTQ community (boos) and is from chicago (confused rioting)

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration

submitted 3 days ago • 7 comments

Someone tell me how to feel please

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

More Finns, more wins!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

The new Pope is a gull. I don’t make the rules.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Men are not constantly being told “you’re bad,” they are constantly being told “LEFT WING SJWS THINK YOU’RE BAD” by conservative propaganda. There’s a huge difference.

submitted 6 days ago • 171 comments

Okay, I'll say it: Tonight has been an absolute DRUBBING for Texas book banners. Texas voters stood up and said clearly that they're sick of trustees demonizing teachers. They rejected the absurd policing of libraries & books that has plagued our state for years.

submitted 7 days ago • 16 comments

RESULT: Voters in Mansfield, Texas, have ousted three conservative members of their local school board tonight. This is a school board that has been at the frontlines of book-banning in Texas, as you can see here: fortworthreport.org/2025/03/19/m...

submitted 7 days ago • 52 comments

Looks like we’ve done well over here in Plano tonight, too.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I appreciate Benson Boone’s commitment to jumpsuits tbh

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Cool. She and the series can still FOAD so…

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes you look at the ground and sometimes the ground looks at you 🌿 (thirteen-lined ground squirrel)

submitted 12 days ago • 19 comments

Let this be a warning to you all: nobody steals my charts and gets to be Prime Minister of Canada

submitted 12 days ago • 208 comments

YIKES

submitted 16 days ago • 7 comments

🙄

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Anne of Green Goebbels

submitted 17 days ago • 191 comments

Unless their demands are met

submitted 17 days ago • 43 comments

There are certain things you just don’t let JD Vance near: - football trophies - couches - democracy - popes, apparently

submitted 20 days ago • 23 comments

Every day I wake up to a post that’s like “wow who would’ve thought?? Count Chocula, welcome to the resistance. Trix Rabbit go fuck yourself you nazi scum”

submitted 23 days ago • 48 comments

I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.

submitted 23 days ago • 8469 comments

The Oprah coaching tree is worse than Belichick’s.

submitted 25 days ago • 51 comments

I didn’t know it was possible to hate him more.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

initial reports made this sound like a minor failed attempt

submitted 27 days ago • 279 comments

It’s moments like these when we might consider it relevant that the current FBI director who might be charged with investigating this crime appeared eight times on the podcast of Stew Peters, a Christian Nationalist who recently called for a “final solution” to America’s “Jewish problem.”

submitted 28 days ago • 62 comments

Every other big time college sport: Folks tonight it’s another huge matchup between Power Five Team A vs. Power Five Team B Big time college hockey: Welcome back to a sold out Torodome for Loon State versus East Fargo Day College

submitted 28 days ago • 14 comments

WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court says Trump administration must facilitate return of Maryland man mistakenly deported to El Salvador.

submitted 30 days ago • 53 comments

Any reasonable owner fires Nico Harrison tonight. I mean, any reasonable owner fires him when he brings up that he's trading Luka Doncic. But he should be fired right now. The team is literally not going to come back from this. Almost every Mavs fan I know is now a Lakers fan.

submitted 31 days ago • 98 comments

Inject those “Fire Nico” chants straight into my veins

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

My large Slovenian son is home 😭

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

I think the Very Online Leftist hatred of brunch is really about brunch being basic; in the same way that they want to insist that you are not protesting right. They're a particularly petty branch of hipster, basically.

submitted 33 days ago • 193 comments

Men assess their own capacity to work a factory job with the same accuracy that they assess their chance of beating Serena Williams at tennis.

submitted 33 days ago • 66 comments

Someone really needs to stop Ted Cruz from being in public at sporting events UGH

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submitted 34 days ago • 29 comments

Was that Kash fucking Patel in the box???

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Even among the darkest recesses of the human condition, there is no more paralyzing, bladder-loosening fear than conservative men’s fear of subways.

submitted 36 days ago • 134 comments

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

submitted 37 days ago • 389 comments