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Diet soda-fueled neurologist/MS fellow here to defend your myelin and your human rights. I like dad jokes but my kids don't. he/him/his
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Last transmission from Earth: “Maggie Haberman reports that the launch code was a ‘mistake’, DOGE intern to blame.”

it was a weapon created by the chinese and also it’s no worse than a common cold and more people died from the vaccine than the disease itself which isn’t real.

That’s because a lot of them do.

Scrolling through Amazon ads on insta: *jacket* Hey that’s pretty nice! *desk accessory* Ooh - that could be useful *monitor* I have been wanting a bigger one *floral Hawaiian shirt with a picture of a T-Rex wearing a sombrero holding a giant taco* (becomes visibly upset, incoherent sputtering)

There is so much about this screenshot that incenses me

Bad news: My youngest no longer calls her favorite cereal “foogies.” No idea where she got that word, but it was super cute. Good news: She now calls them “ducky charms” which is also pretty great.

This is a great thread with super practical advice: pre-tenure PIs need to emphasize any and all wins and more senior PIs need to push back on unrealistic expectations about productivity. Despite all that is happening, we can still be a community that takes care of each other

"Cuddle mouse" 🥹 "Earth Wolf" is definitely "did a hamster write this" territory

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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

if you work hard, study, apply yourself, and get good grades, you too can witness the collapse of everything we hold dear

The past two months have been the "Dark Knight" ferryboat scene except the ferries are universities or law firms and they blow each other up before the Joker even finishes his instructions

I've already had two federal grants terminated and face a 33% pay cut due to future terminations. It's painful, but not as painful as the conversations I'm having every day with brilliant trainees in graduate school and postdoctoral positions who see little future for themselves in US science.

I regret ever learning anything. All the hard work and for what. I could’ve been stupid this whole time.

I seriously can’t process the fact that we’re going to live in a country without reliable public health data. Absolutely insane.

I love how every Democratic messaging is “don’t give up hope, we can get through this together” Followed almost immediately with the Hope Killing Act of 2025 being passed by unanimous consent

Corrupt judges let a criminal get away with treason and run for president. Propagandists masquerading as journalists lied to enough people that the criminal won. Then the criminal sold a half share in the presidency to the world's richest man, whom no one voted for. That's what happened, folks.

I don't care what side of the Israel-Palestine conflict your sympathies lie on, snatching up people with a valid student visa for the crime of writing an OpEd is naked fascism and if you don't oppose this you are a threat to this country's most basic values

Doomerism is libs' and lefties' way of obeying in advance.

This is the most openly corrupt act by a sitting President in the history of America. It is now 4.40 PM - and Politico, WaPo and NYT are simply refusing to cover it. NYT wrote 35 articles speculating on the POSSIBLE corruption of Clinton Foundation. Which was never found.

So @swilua.bsky.social if you’re open to a little constructive feedback on your witchcraft skills, you did fantastic on the kindergarten stuff because kid loves it and doing great at reading. But…uh…whatever you tried regarding NIH grant funding…

It's simply untrue that, compared to 2017 mass resistance, we are seeing mass quiescence. February '25 saw 2x as many protests as Feb '17. This data doesn't include Bernie 'fighting oligarchy' huge rallies, or the disruptions at GOP & Dem town halls. But there are differences 1/3

I'll try and have a go at a few simple lessons learned, its quite sad these need to be repeated. 1) NPIs work. 2) If they are needed, the sooner they are implemented, the more lives saved, and the shorter they need to be.

We shall postpone fighting on the beaches, we shall keep an eye on the landing grounds, we encourage everyone else, should the right circumstances come, to fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall eventually retreat to the hills; we shall never explicitly surrender.

theyre sending people to slave labour camps overseas for having tattoos, Chuck, you need to stop your schumering right now and resign

every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now

remember the NFT party where the organizer installed industrial UV lights and gave everyone who attended eye damage? that guy's probably canceling some NIH grants right now

I feel like we don’t talk enough about how toxic masculinity is genuinely really weird. No soup in public? No straws in public? No milkshakes ever once you become an adult? Literally what on earth could be the rationale here

The President has ignored Congressional appropriations, closed Congressionally-created agencies, and is grabbing people off the street without any judicial process and sending them to a foreign labor camp while boasting that he won't follow a court order telling him to stop. I think we're there.

We’re only two months in, & they’re cancelling research into pediatric brain cancer. They’re deporting US kids with brain cancer. They’re putting millions at risk of malaria, TB, & polio. I for one will never forgive or forget those who said ‘it won’t be that bad’. 😡

About fifty years ago, NASA strapped a message in a bottle to a rocket and flung it into the deep dark It wasn’t supposed to go this far, but it did. Long past its mission, it’s still out there so far away now that a simple hello takes a day to reach it, and another day to hear if it says hello back

Fuck Chuck Schumer. That’s all I got. But srsly.

Chuck Schumer is a call to action not a name

my outsider perspective on US politics is that it seems like i spend 4 years getting told the democrats can't do the thing because they need just one more vote, and then the republicans get in and can do whatever they want because half of the democrats vote with them

As long as I live, I will never understand how “it should be easier for multi-billion-dollar corporations to dump poison in the water my children drink” became popular politics with half the country. www.nbcnews.com/science/envi... 🌎🧪

The revelation that Bandit is a full-blown PhD academic has shaken me. This had been implied before, but still hearing someone say “Doctor Bandit Heeler” was truly jarring. How is he a successful academic and still so happy?? How does he have such good work-life balance?!?! HOW???

“If someone legally in the United States can be grabbed from his home for engaging in constitutionally protected political activity, we are in a drastically different country from the one we inhabited before Trump’s inauguration.” Read @michellegoldberg.bsky.social: www.nytimes.com/2025/03/10/o...