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longhaulhoss.bsky.social
Long Haul Trucken' horse. Drone photographer, drinker of coffee and whiskey, very occasional fursuiter, occasionally delusional. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Lover of starlightserpent.bsky.social πŸ΄πŸ’—πŸ‰(I am 18+)
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Posting my embroidery so people can find me... 🐯 #embroidery #handembroidery

It’ll never be funny to me that one of the biggest companies in history lit itself on fire and burned through $100,000,000,000 trying to make something that pales in comparison to what bored and horny furries have built for free

Power is out at work. (And the entire surrounding town!)

I’ve been to parties like this.

This is 100% the way to talk to me. I tend not to respond to cold calls where I have initiate conversation if I don't recognize you.

Talking about shaved balls in voice chat: Me: Sometimes when I forget to shave before seeing my boyfriend I pull over on the highway with a lighter and it sucks. [Beat] @catohusky.bsky.social: "WHAT. THE. FUCK??" [VC erupts in laughter]

The Hookup πŸ”ž - Page 1 Prologue Part 1 See the latest page on Patreon! www.patreon.com/orf_nite hookupcomic.com

At lunch: Me: "What's up?" @longhaulhoss.bsky.social: "Just thinking about you." Me: "You're so sweet. I'm thinking of the inherent nature of suffering in having a physical body as it pertains to desire.(Positive)" The "(positive)" was said aloud.

I ended up needing to wait for three people to get there curbside pickup deliveries done so I can make a turn using those parking spaces, but I made the turn, and even got my groceries without hitting a single damn thing. Sometimes patience is all you need. #LongHaulLife

I may have made an error in judgment when I brought my large truck into this Wal-Mart parking lot.

The wind was NASTY last night, damn near pushed my little car off the road.

Bright passionate people who wanted to dedicate their lives to public service were fired in a mass email over the holiday weekend. This has absolutely nothing to do with efficiency, fraud, waste, or abuse. And your life will be worse because of it.

Happy valentines day <3 #art

Going from the warm, loving arms of your boyfriend to the birth of a frozen truck could probably be a good metaphor for something.

This is as much engagement with the discourse as I can handle for today. I'm tired lol

A powerful wizard (My boyfriend) who has traveled to the apothecary (the gas station down the road) in order to acquire an elixir of resist cold. (Hot chocolate)

"It's a tough life, pickin' stones and pullin' teats, but sure as gods got sandals, it sure beats beating dudes with treasure trails."

This is the first time I’ve ever considered a go fund me.

Had to cancel my next load. Hit one of this town's famous potholes last night, and ended up bending the rim. Plenty of tire shops in the area, but none of them seem to carry 16 inch steel rims. Soonest they could get one is Monday. Oh well. I get an extra day with my dragon. πŸ΄πŸ’“πŸ‰

The Valentine's Day card I gave @starlightserpent.bsky.social Got to go with the classics sometimes