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lordsneve.bsky.social
Husband, uncle, government employee and just pretty much a weirdo who thinks he's funny sometimes. Definetely not an alien. Oslo, Norway
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Gratulerer med dagen, Norge! Today is Norway's Constitution Day. A day we celebrate and honour freedom in our own way. Children parade the streets, people gather to share meals and drinks. It's joy. Celebrate and don't take it for granted. People died for this cause. They still do. Slava Ukraini!

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Well, well, well....an american pope. I really hope they bene pendentes on this one. He's gonna need'em.

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The King is dead. King of the paedos to be precise, but King nevertheless. #rippope

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I guess in russian the term 'cease fire' means 'stop fighting back' #themoreyouknow

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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society

submitted 36 days ago • 92 comments

Fram2 just launched. What a spectacular thing! I wish the entire crew a safe journey. Jannicke Mikkelsen is making history today as the first norwegian in space. And as commander no less! Congratulations! Heia Norge! 😁

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Europe is Go for Launch! 🚀 #isar #andoyaspace #spectrum

submitted 57 days ago • 5 comments

Severance #signal

submitted 58 days ago • 9 comments

Hi, I’m God. If I accidentally added a reporter to a group chat about plans to smite evil, I would DEFINITELY get fired.

submitted 58 days ago • 156 comments

Dreamt last night I won 1 000 000 NOK in the lottery. In my excitment I thought: "I must wake wake my wife to tell her the happy news!" ....then I thought: "No, this must be a dream. I would never win the lottery!" The disappointment on waking up was palpable

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Wanna know why they were using signal? If they used the proper systems there would be a record of what they were doing.

submitted 59 days ago • 106 comments

I hear people are calling his cars “Deplorians” these days.

submitted 62 days ago • 1083 comments

Down with the tyrants

submitted 64 days ago • 96 comments

This might be my favourite internet moment EVER. Just wish it wasn't needed

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#RIP John ‘Paddy’ Hemingway who passed away on Monday at at the age of 105. Hemingway was the last surviving Battle of Britain pilot. Born in Dublin in 1919, Hemingway joined the RAF in 1938. He flew Hawker Hurricanes during WWII and survived being shot down four times.

submitted 67 days ago • 49 comments

#Slainte all my irish friends

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Today's the Ides of March. A historic day. Very interesting history in fact. Learn? Be inspired? I'm looking at you USA 🤞🫣

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#Trump is now selling cars outside the white house. Good thing they're new 'cause I definetely wouldn't buy a used one off of him. New car smell and old timey fascism #bellaciao #it'sgettingworseeveryday

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Thank you Nurse Jackie!

submitted 72 days ago • 31 comments

Canadians are seriously savage

submitted 72 days ago • 113 comments

Day 1111 of my 3 day war. It's going so well that last night Moscow had the heaviest bombing since WW2 I remain a master strategist.

submitted 73 days ago • 26 comments

I've always had a soft spot for #Canada. My grandmother was born there actually. You're making a terrific figure! Make'em pay, eh!

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👋 Hey Kids!!! Get ready to either laugh uproariously or sob inconsolably, cuz it's time for either the SUNDAY FUNNIES or the TRUTHFUL TRAGEDIES, depending on your own personal point-of-view. #Enjoy 🤣 (or) #Despair 😩

submitted 75 days ago • 743 comments

Turns out it matters what you vote. Which came as a big surprise to a lot of right wingers. #Trump #brexit #jesuschristwhenwillitstop

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I stole this fair and square. I'm not british, but sometimes I wish I were just so I could be proud of it.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

if you’re having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems and they’re all luftballons

submitted 78 days ago • 39 comments

Thou shalt not claim to be improving efficiency when all you do is fire people and then beg them to come back.

submitted 78 days ago • 412 comments

#StateOfTheUnion

submitted 80 days ago • 50 comments

So much standing up and sitting down. You'd almost think it was a mega church. I'm kidding....it's always been a cult. #sotu #Trump #ohmygodwereallgonnadie

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

How can so much nonsense make me so scared? #sotu

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Whine Kampf. #StateOfTheUnion

submitted 80 days ago • 103 comments

Almost done. ✌️ #crossstitch

submitted 81 days ago • 256 comments

I guess it's springtime for Donald and Vladimir. Never thought I'd live to see the fourth reich ascend. Ah well....we will all go together when we go #tomlehrer #theproducers

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Well, well.... the next days of international diplomacy will be interesting to watch. Not that that is a sentence you want to utter while historic events are unfolding before your very eyes. #Zelensky #trump #weliveinprecedentedtimes

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You first.

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The cafe I'm in just played Cantina Band from Star Wars over the sound system....never have I sat in such a hive of scum and villainry #starwars #mondaymood

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Nailed it.

submitted 90 days ago • 194 comments

Current mood

submitted 91 days ago • 422 comments

WWJD? He'd smite them.

submitted 90 days ago • 59 comments

I just realised why #Trump loves the village people. You Must Crave Attention #ymca

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

As a european it's hard to understand what is going on over there in the US. Inexplicable really. All I'll say is: if I ever go there again I'm going by boat.

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How is everybody's mental breakdown going today?

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