Lol
Well, if we're going to be historically accurate, I must informed you, the Thing is a Volkswagen, and was considered a Nazi Germany utility vehicle. 😲
Back To The Future saved the reputation of that shitheap. Oh god. A terrifying thought: Mel Gibson produces a movie where a trumpanzee turns a Deplorian into a time machine and goes back to 1776 to write a trump-friendly constitution.
I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe,
Tesla's on fire at the corner on Main.
I've watched Cybertrucks grind to a halt, near the Golden Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
It’s not the car, it’s the man. Innocent people’s homes and lives are now in danger. Most owners bought them well before he became deranged. This is about as f*cked up as our world and country can get.
I saw someone in a Y model almost get run off the road, it’s not right. If you bought one years ago there’s no way you could sell it now. I almost got one but went with a Volvo instead.
I know people who own them. They just wanted good tech and to not be slaves to the gas pump. Let's not take it out on people that bought these cars a few years ago.
He is an investor. He owns 12.8% of the company. His money comes from taking his trust, comprised of South African mining resources sold to international buyers, and investing it into PayPal, lithium batteries, SpaceX, BoringCo., and Tesla.
He has invented nothing; he invests and he’s a salesman.
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Teslas designed to resemble military urban assault vehicles. Opaque tiny windows, cramped interiors like tanks, angled with severe pointy ends & top suitable for ramming or slicing people, unsafe & just plain weird like a child's GI Joe fantasy toy. Designed by psychopaths.
They also have a higher fatality rate than other cars
A study by iSeeCars indicates that Tesla vehicles have a fatal accident rate of 5.6 per billion miles driven, higher than the overall average of 2.8, making them the brand with the highest rate of fatal accidents.
Here’s the Junior Co-President
wearing his fake gas station
attendant uniform after leaving
a meeting at the Pentagon.
This is OK, but non-conforming
clothing worn by other people is
evidently a source of discontent
among the Co-Presidents’
“people”
As a descendent of Jewish people from what is now Ukraine, I oppose this label. Those of us who bought Tesla prior to this administration were just trying to help the environment, not prop up a Nazi, so just STOP!! I’ve even labeled it
I only flip off wankpanzers and the newest models but you have to deal with the fact you have to continue giving Elon money and clout to keep your swasticar on the road.
Pssst. EVs are bad for the environment. Larger negative impact on the earth than fuel burning vehicles due to lithium needing *massive* strip mines. The damage the lithium mines are doing to the earth and her ecosystems vastly outweighs the impact of fuel efficient gas vehicles.
Hey, you leave the Aztec out of this. I loved that thing an extreme amount. Drove mine until it died.
Feral kids kept stealing my damn car in the early aughts- I'd get it back undamaged, but it was a pain in my ass, so I bought a canary yellow Aztec. Funnily enough, my car stopped getting stolen...
I love these new names. For myself, I have a new name: Repugnicants. I’m not sure that I can ever change that after all the things that have done to try to destroy this country.
Republican members of Congress need to be made more afraid of their constituents than of Donald Trump. That is the only way we are going to get him out of the White House.
The #KKK #Nazis are in the White House, led by #PutinsPuppet.
I wanted y’all to laugh. It’s cool. That’s what makes it funnier. If I can’t laugh at my visual defects, who can? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Im just glad that you can find humor in it like I can. 🥰
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Whereas noone with any principles, morals or ethics likes anything about what's associated with swasticars
Swasticar
WankPanzer
Incel Camino
WedgeE
StarshipPooper
Abominus Prime
DoorStop
Tentagon
Kilo-what?
Thing
Bankrupticon
Don't do that to the original Thing.
But context is important:
"Ugh, look at the ugly Thing"😜
Well, if we're going to be historically accurate, I must informed you, the Thing is a Volkswagen, and was considered a Nazi Germany utility vehicle. 😲
The other names are better anyway.
My fav new one I heard: Bankrupticon
Yes! That one I like! Lol
Love it! 😂 😆
🤩
They're SWASTIKARS now...!!
Also, Corvette makes a better knockoff Lambo.
I do prefer the traditional Vettes & Stingrays.
if just because cyber trucks look like *Nazi* Deloreans. 🤔
The best part will be when Tesla's known as
"Out of Buisness," due to an incompetent Muskrat infestation.
Wankpanzer
Incel Camino
Craptor
Doge Ram
Blundra
Scamyon
Krappelwagen
Kompensator
Swastikkkars
Let’s take back our government!!
Do better.
No, really.
Tesla's on fire at the corner on Main.
I've watched Cybertrucks grind to a halt, near the Golden Gate.
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
The list goes on.
Saw a teen on the street crossing give one the finger and call it out the other day.
Heartening...
Or Incel Caminos.
Deplorians riding in Tesslurrs.
He's a fraud.
He has invented nothing; he invests and he’s a salesman.
Pinched
Lol
True happiness is: Awaking every morning knowing you are not, and never will be, a TESLA vehicle owner.
Honestly? My Chevy Trax is nicer 🤷🏻♀️
(Okay. You Knew Someone would do it).
😉 😄
A study by iSeeCars indicates that Tesla vehicles have a fatal accident rate of 5.6 per billion miles driven, higher than the overall average of 2.8, making them the brand with the highest rate of fatal accidents.
wearing his fake gas station
attendant uniform after leaving
a meeting at the Pentagon.
This is OK, but non-conforming
clothing worn by other people is
evidently a source of discontent
among the Co-Presidents’
“people”
Total 100% hypocrisy 24/7
and it’s nauseating.
As in:
What-A-Messla!
Deplorians!
I’d like to go back cause this future is ass.
Feral kids kept stealing my damn car in the early aughts- I'd get it back undamaged, but it was a pain in my ass, so I bought a canary yellow Aztec. Funnily enough, my car stopped getting stolen...
Republican members of Congress need to be made more afraid of their constituents than of Donald Trump. That is the only way we are going to get him out of the White House.
The #KKK #Nazis are in the White House, led by #PutinsPuppet.
#TeslaTrash
#CyberTrash #SpaceXTrash #StarlinkTrash #PresidentMussoliniMusk
ApartheidAutos.
KKKadillacs.
Self-Destructing Deploreans