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ludes34.bsky.social
San Jose Bay Area, High Tech Marketing, Sports (Premier League, Duke basketball, SF Giants, NFL), Cat Fancier
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submitted 2 days ago • 1133 comments

Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage

submitted 2 days ago • 935 comments

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

submitted 3 days ago • 116 comments

Mountain Dew was like

submitted 15 days ago • 16 comments

Politely but firmly asking the person at the box office for "one adult for the movie where Mark Wahlberg is bald" until I am sold a ticket for Flight Risk.

submitted 34 days ago • 38 comments

#InstrumentAFilmOrTVShow Tronbone

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Me: Alexa, how much is left on my timer? Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer. Me: What? On my pasta timer? Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer. Me: Alexa: Me: What was that other timer? Alexa: Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?

submitted 52 days ago • 64 comments

Your favorite Sesame Street character plus your least favorite SEC coach’s school is your Texas kicker name.

submitted 54 days ago • 31 comments

This is easily—EASILY—the best thing to ever happen to me on Al Gore's internet. Thank you Mr. @wdmbox.bsky.social for your encouragement. I will do my very best to keep going 💪

submitted 55 days ago • 17 comments

Buster Cat Statistics: Handsome - 100% White - 42% Biteyness- 18% Brain capacity - 0.3% #cats

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

One of the greatest feelings in all of board games, being eliminated from Monopoly, thus no longer having to play Monopoly.

submitted 57 days ago • 14 comments

Post a photo of your #pets that looks like an album cover. #cats #dogs

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

They eat a cold carb They eat a hot carb They eat a cheesy carb They eat a chocolate carb They eat a carb that remind them of the good times They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times

submitted 60 days ago • 261 comments

in a surprising development he likes ladders and “helping” with their deployment and use

submitted 64 days ago • 29 comments

Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

submitted 65 days ago • 464 comments

Government drones above my barn: How long will the radical left liberals cover this up? They keep calling it “the big dipper” but I know it’s just drones.

submitted 69 days ago • 1474 comments

you've heard of Elf on the Shelf but

submitted 77 days ago • 23 comments

HELLO MAY I INTEREST YOU IN ANY AMWAY PRODUCTS TODAY? #cats

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Score Update: NYJ 26 - 32 MIA Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.

submitted 78 days ago • 43 comments

Most of America right now.

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Had to get a passport-style photo taken at a Walgreens in the US and a weird guy walked past and said "hell yeah white boy you take that picture" and I laughed for a full minute. I can tell I'm still fighting not to laugh in this but it's probably not too obvious right. Do I need to retake this

submitted 81 days ago • 574 comments

Massive away win for the little fella.

submitted 85 days ago • 589 comments

I don’t want to force anybody into anything, but it’s a great time for Jason Segel to release a full length puppet-led vampire musical.

submitted 86 days ago • 211 comments

ok it is time (past time) for me to hibernate keep each another warm this winter good bye

submitted 86 days ago • 841 comments

proof that beyonce is inspired by betty white: thread

submitted 87 days ago • 33 comments

i am darth

submitted 87 days ago • 128 comments

I wrote about the societal diseases of billionairism and narcissism that our country is suffering to a terminal degree, the reasons why building communities is the most effective treatment for it, and what that means for The Reframe. www.the-reframe.com/we-cant-affo...

submitted 87 days ago • 34 comments

THIS CYCING PUP IS A BORN CROUPIER A GAMBLING PROFESSION IS ALWAYS OK CASE CLOSE

submitted 89 days ago • 9 comments

I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.

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