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Not right now, Microsoft Autoupdate. Can you take a nap for a while?

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This is literally a quote from the satirical comic strip "The Wizard of Id," which focused on a "tyrannical, dwarfish monarch...ruling a rundown and oppressed shabby kingdom." economicsociology.org/2015/08/28/r...

submitted 2 days ago • 110 comments

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

submitted 3 days ago • 402 comments

Kidnapping. Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping. Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking. A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.

submitted 14 days ago • 117 comments

My autocorrect changed Lutnick to Nutlick and it’s not wrong.

submitted 18 days ago • 17 comments

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

submitted 24 days ago • 851 comments

hello ok i am awake what did i miss tell me every thing

submitted 28 days ago • 1665 comments

are there more people here than before or am i imagining things i think we hit seven million before i went to bed

submitted 28 days ago • 148 comments

Shout out to Jeffrey Goldberg for reporting on this now instead of waiting two years to put it in a book.

submitted 29 days ago • 587 comments

someone just texted me this and it’s the best description yet

submitted 52 days ago • 869 comments

I posted this longer version on X #Emails2DOGE cc: [email protected]

submitted 59 days ago • 1110 comments

Sending an email to employees asking them to list five things they did that week is a classic move from a manager who has no idea how to manage

submitted 59 days ago • 910 comments

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

submitted 60 days ago • 114 comments

Mountain Dew was like

submitted 72 days ago • 16 comments

Politely but firmly asking the person at the box office for "one adult for the movie where Mark Wahlberg is bald" until I am sold a ticket for Flight Risk.

submitted 91 days ago • 38 comments

#InstrumentAFilmOrTVShow Tronbone

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Me: Alexa, how much is left on my timer? Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer. Me: What? On my pasta timer? Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer. Me: Alexa: Me: What was that other timer? Alexa: Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?

submitted 109 days ago • 61 comments

Your favorite Sesame Street character plus your least favorite SEC coach’s school is your Texas kicker name.

submitted 111 days ago • 31 comments

This is easily—EASILY—the best thing to ever happen to me on Al Gore's internet. Thank you Mr. @wdmbox.bsky.social for your encouragement. I will do my very best to keep going 💪

submitted 111 days ago • 17 comments

Buster Cat Statistics: Handsome - 100% White - 42% Biteyness- 18% Brain capacity - 0.3% #cats

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

One of the greatest feelings in all of board games, being eliminated from Monopoly, thus no longer having to play Monopoly.

submitted 114 days ago • 14 comments

Post a photo of your #pets that looks like an album cover. #cats #dogs

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

They eat a cold carb They eat a hot carb They eat a cheesy carb They eat a chocolate carb They eat a carb that remind them of the good times They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times

submitted 117 days ago • 258 comments

in a surprising development he likes ladders and “helping” with their deployment and use

submitted 121 days ago • 29 comments

Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.

submitted 122 days ago • 462 comments