lurkerben.bsky.social
Just this guy, you know?
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Put the phone down. Don’t look at news. Stop scrolling Bluesky. The idiots will still be causing chaos when your vacation is over.
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“I could care less” Yes, but how much less could you care?
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Gross mismanagement of the 11th team in the F1 grid: the Funhaven Zoomies
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Bwahahaha cow-orker. I haven’t seen that since the Usenet days. I need to try to remember to use it now.
Thanks for that!
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I'm not going to make it easy and just give the info up. Turn off location services for that app. If they want an address, give the address of the Whitehouse (or Wrigley field, if you're a movie buff). If they want to know where I really am, they gotta work for it.
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Also…don’t forget to lie. No app or website needs to know my real birthday. Or my real address. Or even my real name.
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Was it supposed to be :==D ?
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Don’t forget to lie like a motherfucker. My birthday? 1/1/1902. My name? Chuck U Farley. My address? 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. My phone number? 202-456-1111
Only my bank needs my real info.
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Doesn’t Starbucks person realize they could be earning twenty percent? They would be lucky to get a quarter of that anywhere else.
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Any chance to legalize home distilling of whisky?
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If it’s important I’ll hear about it on wait wait don’t tell me
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Alternately and, hear me out here, possibly better, my feed is such that I have no idea what you are talking about.
There was a silly boxing thing last night?
For context, I have not watched TV nor listened to nor read a news source since the Monday night before the election.
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More pix
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The real power dynamic in this household.
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This thread break
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“SharePoint is fine for source control.”
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I hadn’t update the app and stayed at the last version with the bird icon. I was going to wait until they finally broke that version then delete it. The latest shenanigans were enough for me to kill my account and delete the app.
I’m happier now
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Because of @xkcd.com I now mentally move the hyphen to the other side of “ass” so huge-ass letter becomes huge ass-letter.
xkcd.com/37/ if you care
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Socks
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Hahahaha OMG. Until I hit this I thought the spray and wax was some sort of beauty salon.
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Did aliens transreverse her brain? She seems more supportive in this series than I recall her being.
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FISHER: STOP
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Why does sir not explain the idea? Or at least tell Energy to vent at 2 seconds to impact. Sir can still do their little countdown, but there would be less chance of error in timing.
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Raises hand
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@theregister.com calls it Xitter which in my brain starts with a “sh” sound
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Check the critical role YouTube page. It’s Sam’s story to tell.
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Sorry that was me. Forgive me?
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Bill and Ted’s nice trip
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My mother’s health insurance from work covered her spouse for pregnancy, but not herself.
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That may be the best advice yet
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Unmitigated cloaca licker