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Melissa Benoist is Blake Lively’s Wario

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Calling it a quarter-life crisis in my early 30s because living to 120+ is a really compelling threat.

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After Reopening Alcatraz, Trump Pledges to ‘Fire Up the Pipes’ at Seattle’s Gas Works Park: tinyurl.com/yshmjj22

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I know I’m getting enough vitamin D when I want to text my friends that I love them more than I want to fight with strangers on the internet.

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Pope Francis’s bedroom or the guest room at my Portuguese grandmother’s house? The answer may surprise you. (Answer: the Pope’s room. Grandma’s house had more Catholic iconography)

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so uh regarding the lord of the rings which of them is the lord

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Does Mike Wazowski have a cloaca

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I know some really cool and interesting people, but I went to preschool with the son of the people who owned the cafe in town that made peach muffins. That was a *celebrity* friendship.

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Pokémon Go to the polls

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Listen, America is in absolute chaos right now, but my spouse and I just executed a *perfect* Top Gun high five, so I will be riding that high for awhile.

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Ending every joke with “I don’t know, guys, I’m just being silly” for safety.

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Revenge was an incredible show. They put Gabriel Mann in 2-5 layers of clothing at any given time, as if to practically demonstrate his bisexuality.

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I think I just saw Vicki Gunvalson in O’Hare. Like a rare Pokémon!

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Cinderhella (she’s from the Bay Area)

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Okay so I asked and she said “it’s giving 2028,” and I don’t know if that’s yes or no.

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Would you believe me if I told you that Al Jardine followed his appearance at Weird Al’s benefit with a round of Bible Bonkers

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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:

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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

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If you visited me from out of town prior to 2023, I am so sorry for how I fed you. I was in my twenties, I had no idea what humans ate. Come back, let’s split a cheese board.

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Googling the difference between long- and short-form improv and getting the answer “long-form improv is more typically longer” has truly pushed me over the edge this night.

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God would still love you if you were a worm

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Kieran Culkin’s wife did an Angie Jordan and I am here for it.

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here’s how madame web can still win

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[the statue of liberty looks at the camera] THE ARISTOCRATS!

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A wet head lets you know you are still alive, an umbrella is like a tiny coffin for your hair.

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I will never get enough protein and I will never be a good driver and I will never finish reading Clytemnestra and these are all things I really need to just accept.

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RFK Jr. Debuts New Free School Lunch Program: bit.ly/4aYCRHf

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“Joe Rogan is a legend.” Unfortunately, no. Joe Rogan is very real.

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Listening to Kendrick, being pissed at Trump, doing dumb make-em-ups with @grapesofbath.bsky.social… it’s like 2016 but terrifying.

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Sometimes when I get sad at night I like to put on my CPAP and pretend I'm a preemie baby and everyone's praying for me.

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Stop using AI for customer service!!!

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Okay I need to ask something, and nobody laugh at me. Has anyone tried making Elon Musk watch The Color of Friendship?

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I cannot explain the hold the ‘90s Meow Mix campaign had on my six-year-old self. If you picked up a phone right now and said “It’s Chester!” I would start singing the jingle involuntarily.

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