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Musician, human being, big fan of the Constitution. Chaos Wrangler on the day job. You may have heard me play around here somewhere.
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Why do people who claim to remember their past lives always seem to be reincarnations of Helen of Troy or an accused Salem witch or someone heroic on the Titanic, and never a random cabbage-selling wench from the 1500s who died in her sleep at the ripe auld age of 39 and never learned to read

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If you enjoy jokes about podcasts, boners and other aspects of modern life, please enjoy my new special, Perfectly Normal on YouTube. If you like comedy, but don’t want to look at me, the album is available on iTunes. LIVE 2/22 at The Blue Note Hawaii in Honolulu.

I'm holding out for Alt-FBI and Alt-CIA.

IT’S FINALLY FRIDAY!

Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has Food.

If you're trying to figure out what to do right now, my advice is to just pick a thing that you think might be useful in some way, however small, and do it. Doing a thing leads you to doing another, bigger thing, and prepares you for that next thing.

“Mother of Exiles” by Jamie Hu

On this Day of Remembrance, we honor the 120,000 Japanese Americans unjustly imprisoned during WWII because of their heritage. Their resilience remind us to never forget the lessons of history. We will continue to fight for justice, equality, and civil rights for all.

We need a #JackRyan now.

One of my favorites to hear on KZAP, With my radio stashed under my pillow way past bedtime on a school night. Leland Sklar on the bass guitar here. youtube.com/watch?v=DLhC...

sure, groceries are getting too expensive and planes are dropping out of the sky every day, but have you considered you now have the Opportunity to invest in DookyCoin, the legal crypto that let’s me steal from you?

Don't post AI slop. And if you repost by mistake, as I've done, delete it. When you have something to say and attach AI art, you're undercutting your message and hurting artists. Pay or barter for art. There's a reason good things cost money and take time. AI art is harmful and it looks like ass.

Aviation’s first responders save lives. Listen to your Flight Attendants.

Alejandra shared this photo saying, "I was harvesting lemons in Kern County and earning piece rate. I earned $45 for each 1,000 lb box I filled." #WeFeedYou

I don’t think the bird outside my window realizes it, but it is singing out the theme from Knight Rider.

’Tis the time’s plague, when madmen lead the blind.

While the world goes bananas, there is some comfort in a 30-year-old 16-bit offline game. #SegaGenesis

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist

I prithee, shepherd, if that love or gold Can in this desert place buy entertainment, Bring us where we may rest ourselves and feed.

Who needs amusement parks when you can just walk quickly down the hall after forgetting to take off your reading glasses.

AI can be therapeutic sometimes.

Trocadéro Fashion devant la Tour Eiffel embrumée. (1955) 📍Paris , France 🇨🇵

“It’s the American people vs the Billionaires.” w/ @briantylercohen.bsky.social

Keith Haring died of AIDS aged 31 on 16 Feb 1990. One of his last works, Unfinished Painting, was deliberately incomplete, reflecting the devastating, unquantifiable loss to the arts due to AIDS. #LGBTplusHistoryMonth

Pizza Hut was the first company to offer online ordering, and that old website is still online for now - albeit nonfunctional.

Correct. If the birthdate field contains corrupt or mismatched data, it defaults to 1875-05-20, which serves as a flag. May 20, 1875, is the day the international standards and metrics treaty was signed. Everything is a conspiracy when you don’t know how anything works.