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madlymiranda.bsky.social
28 | Queer/Poly | Pragmatic | Free Spirited Aquarius
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Pop off Garrett!! Thank you again for the add!! 🩷🩷🩷 Hello wonderful new people!! Thanks for hanging out with me 🤙🏻

I had to take a 72 hour break from the world to play Shining Pearl. Good ass game.

I burned through Pokémon Shining Pearl in like two days. Didn't beat Cynthia.

My cat just sneezed in my face

Scrolling awfully far down the birthdate menu these days 😭

I love you lots baby 💋 I'm excited for everything life will bring us!

"Not Like Us" at the Grammys, the Super Bowl, and now the #SNL50 concert ... maybe Drake's just gotta turn his TV off for the rest of the year

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A man on tinder just asked if I'm a woman bc theyve been "lied to" So you met a trans woman and you considered her existence to be a lie. Just say it.

#DFW. I need a date tonight, who wants to take me out for hotpot?

Duality.

Also why are they telling me about them sexting people last night ??

We won’t disappear just because you change a website.

My roommate/ex wife comes at me with some negative ass shit every time I have something positive to say about myself. I'm about ready to just tell them to fuck right the fuck off

Just one day?? You'll never catch me in a Target or Walmart or McDonalds or whatever again

Lauren Conrad my beloved

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

Breakfast of champions

Child free Forever

We're all equally hellspawn sent to trans the kids.

Why is your foot like that girl? #cats

I don't understand Mario lore. But I love Mario kart. I just called Dry Bowser Bowsers cousin. Oops. I didn't know it was Dead Bowser.

I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.

The hater hates because they know what it is to love

Kendrick continues to inspire me to be the biggest hater while being the littlest cutie patootie

Kendrick’s performance is why art is key for movements. He said A LOT, and Im not talking about the lyrics. In front of a rising dictator who punishes people for criticism and free speech. The people who get it, got it right away. Others stuck on “wait a min?” Talk can’t do that.

It's a good day for short kings everywhere 🙌🏼

I want to do all the cheats again lol make him have a giant head and a squid skateboard.

"I just don't get why you'd like me..." And just like that, I don't anymore. Take your self loathing to a therapist. Not your tinder date. #dating #tindernightmare

Hotpot for the second day in a row 😋 Bleeding because I cut myself on a crab 🦀

Happy Superb Owl day to all those who celebrate

bouncing on it in a way that honors the elders

Date night ready 🖤

Angel takes way too long to sit down. Stop standing my stomach, girl. Jeez.

It's 80F in February, but please tell more about how climate change isn't real

A couple kitties snoozing the day away