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compromised by the Egg Lobby just in time for Easter

Today!!

i know there's not a basketball strike against police brutality or a social democrat in striking range of the presidency but could you maybe get off Nantucket and do something?

“MeASLes NEvEr UsED tO Be DEadLy”

as much as i don't like cars i'm so glad i don't live in a time or place where horses are the main source of efficient transit. imagine a car that's stupid, mean, and eats carrots. no thanks!

every person involved in this needs to be in prison

The fact that Conor McGregor is not only comfortable running for office (in Ireland) but even thinks he might be successful really paints a picture of how little people actually care about sexual assault.

this middle-aged Arab guy's instagram has the absolute best aphorisms. "Why would you stop in Hell?"

every american sees this in their vision after eating a cheeseburger

It never got a lot of attention, but Aber put a WHOLE LOT of child predators w/ties to law enforcement in prison. www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/f...

too early to go to bed, too late to nap

This is not, in fact, a dilemma.

The most consistently pure distillation of American conservatism is “my car gives me the right to do violence to everyone else”, and this is an interesting escalation of that

No one tell this guy that they might ban Simpsons porn

We are sending people for indefinite detention without trial at a foreign gulag because they have tattoos about soccer teams and about loving their mothers.

literally no one has ever cooked harder

Is it possible that the best pizza in America is from a chain of Midwest gas stations?

I keep wondering what will be the thing that breaks through and gets regular people upset about the current state of affairs. It'll probably be something really stupid. Post unrelated.

I think this is something the left and liberals could easily agree on: the cowards in academia, law, and corporate America who are caving preemptively to this tinpot dictator shit must be made to regret it bitterly

Remember that this is where his discussions with El Salvador began. The migrant detentions there are the dry run. He wants to ship U.S. prisoners to El Salvador.We cannot sleepwalk through this.

It's his world now

concerning

I need @jane.meangirls.online pounding iced coffee tweet

Didn’t take long for Elon fans to threaten my life bc they didn’t like a YouTube video I made

Last night I dreamt I had a bright green Mustang that could transform into a briefcase to be carried around but I traded it for a Geo Metro with 300k miles because it was too annoying.

Trump threatens to put American citizens on deportation flights to a slave prison in El Salvador

UK Subs detained

elon musk personally reinstated the account of a MAGA influencer who posted stills from a video of a nine-year-old girl being raped to death they weren't stills from elsewhere on the internet. they had his watermark on them

99-0. Every single senator voted to confirm this ghoul.

an already monstrous policy made worse by total incompetence. what happened in Congress today? Well, they convened at noon, said a prayer, approved the journal of the last day's proceedings, said the Pledge of Allegiance, read two messages from the clerk about Senate business, and then adjourned

Very happy to learn today that blockbuster history was changed forever thanks to Nicolas Cage shouting "NO ONE CAN SAY NO TO A DINOSAUR MOVIE"

gotta be honest all this shit is really bumming me out

“departmen” elon musk was a child that was left behind

Maybe Biden should’ve actually put the screws to Trump and thrown him in prison instead of trying to secure his fantasy of being remembered as some legendary statesman? Maybe he shouldn’t have supported a fucking a genocide? Maybe he should’ve stepped aside when he was polling worse than dogshit?

Micromanagement is bullshit. You should have more time to fuck around at work.

From the country that brought you amazing innovations like student loan debt and school lunch debt now comes takeout debt

Something so very poetic about bacon scented Reddit soap that has never been used

One night over drinks a friend was listing which conspiracies he believed in and I stopped to ask if he found it convenient that ALL of the conspiracies he believed were ALSO the ones that supported his already-established worldview and he thought for a bit and said "I think it just means I'm right"

This is the only post made by Georgetown postdoc Badar Khan Suri on Bluesky before he was detained by federal agents and moved to Alexandria, Louisiana for possible deportation thehoya.com/news/develop...

abducted by masked agents of the state in the streets of the capital and slated for deportation for the offense of being linked to views

I can’t tell if my brain is pudding or if everyone else’s brain is pudding.

“Republicans want pedophiles to be allowed to look at your children’s private parts to see if they’re in the right locker room.” That’s it. That’s the response. It’s okay for Democrats to say this because it’s true.

Really key stuff here. DOGE flipped the Institute's security contractors - Inter-Con - against them by threatening to cancel all their security contracts across the federal government. This is where DOGE's money meets up with guns and the lawyers are kicked to the side.

Jesus Christ