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Our team reviewed the entire DOGE website. Nothing they have identified constitutes evidence of fraud or corruption—both of which are crimes. Feel free to audit us. The funds were allotted by Congress, and OIGs regularly reviewed expenditures for fraud.

have just discovered the bakery on our street makes incredible chocolate challah bread there are still good things in this world

Hello, weekend! 😜

I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now

This administration has convinced half the country that the real problem isn’t billionaires who evade taxes and collect government handouts but the working class who pay taxes and get nothing in return.

🚨BREAKING: Two attorneys with DOJ Public Integrity Section have entered appearances, and moved to dismiss the criminal indictment against Eric Adams. This stain on this once proud part of DOJ will not easily be erased.

There's great power in kink It can help people experience euphoria in ways that go beyond simplistic gender views Kink lets us see that the human mind can be full of desires that transcend even the physical world it exists in. As a community we confirm we are never alone in our abstract needs

Interesting: the State Department’s procurement forecast detailing a $400 million order for "armored Tesla" has now been edited to "armored electric vehicles." The document shows the edit was made tonight at 9:12 p.m. -- after it was highlighted in reports

I heard the Pope dissed the shit out of JD Vance. Fuck yeah. Get his ass, Francis.

Danielle R. Sassoon, Manhattan’s acting U.S. attorney, resigned on Thursday rather than obey a Justice Department order that she drop a corruption case against New York City’s mayor, Eric Adams, that she had championed, according to three people with knowledge of the matter.

Valor Danielle Sassoon, Acting U.S. attorney for SDNY - refuses to drop Adams charges and resigns John Keller, Acting head of DOJ Public Integrity Section - refuses and resigns Kevin Driscoll, Acting head of DOJ Criminal Division - refuses and resigns www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

Anyway here's how it played in the press last time anything went this far, just for reference

Ukrainian follow thread, if you are Ukrainian or support Ukraine please post #StandWithUkraine below and follow each other.

My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit

Mistakes were made. I stayed up all night. I'm doomed. I drew until my eyes were blurry and I was half asleep. I wanted to write a poem with it but my cognitive capabilities have been gone for several hours now. Meteor shower. 🖤✨ #digital #art #artsky #artyear #meteorshower

Blind Spot #art

sky umbrella 🌙

Would really love if Green Day would just re-release American Idiot like it's a new album. So many people have memory holed it or didn't pay attention and we really need that energy right now.

Imagine if @aoc @sanders.senate.gov , every dem, SIMULTANEOUSLY held Town Halls where they allowed grant and contract recipients to explain to the country what it is they do and why it's important Invite all media. Including RW podcasters. @spaces Flood the zone Call it a Day Of Transparency

my view is that as soon as the administration froze disbursement of congressional appropriations we entered constitutional crisis territory

Egg prices are surging, gas prices are up, and planes are crashing on a near-daily basis. And this is what the White House is focused on.

When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.

Sabrina Carpenter looks glamorous for Vogue Magazine.

Getting back into transcendental meditation because of Mr. Lynch. Fell off practicing. But I can get back into it.

BREAKING: VIRUS FROM NEVADA DAIRY WORKER WITH BIRD FLU HAS THE SAME GENETIC MUTATION seen in the Nevada cows – a change of PB2 D701N that has previously been assoc with more efficient virus replication in ppl & mammals. CDC told Fortune that the D1.1 variant in this worker is the same strain of

BREAKING: In response to doctors' lawsuit, Judge John Bates, a George W. Bush appointee, orders CDC, NIH, and FDA to put back up websites and datasets cited by the doctors in their lawsuit as having been relied upon and pulled down without notice. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Poppies

Model with a stick

Don’t just say DEI as if it’s a bad word. Spell it out. Say diversity, which is the lifeblood of American society & culture & innovation. Say equity, which a just society should pursue. Say inclusion, because decent people believe in increasing belonging, not isolating people who are different.

Listen to Secretary Pete. And remember, these are our funds. These are our courts. And these are our streets.

True.

Clearest image of Mars ever taken. 🔭 🧪

i mean this so seriously. if you are transgender. please be safe. do not get caught commiting crimes. do not get caught by the state. do not sacrifice yourself, we will survive

Movie idea: Bodega Catwoman

Pitch for a new spy movie: a CIA agent spends years getting close to a terrorist suspect then just before he gets the crucial piece of evidence he’s fired and replaced with a teenager who doesn’t speak any foreign languages but does have a lot of followers on X. Everybody dies.

no, you drink coffee i drink a bean infused magical elixir that keeps me from becoming an axe murderer

Jersey.

Take care of your mental health! Know you’re NOT alone! Reach out! Seek help! Life can certainly sucks sometimes, and depression can become real! We’re all in this #together

All these Tech Bros grew up loving Luke Skywalker and then became Darth Vader for the money. Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side. #RebelAllianceForever

NEW YORK—YOU’RE UP NEXT. NY-21’s special election is coming SOON. Stefanik is out, and this seat is WIDE OPEN. Winning this means we STOP the GOP’s destruction in Congress. Get ready. Be prepared. We CANNOT afford to lose this one

New via NYT — The CIA sent the White House an unclassified email listing all employees hired by the spy agency over the last two years to comply with an executive order to shrink the federal work force. One former agency officer called the reporting of names a “counterintelligence disaster.”

I've got to say, the guy who accidentally became the Director of the FBI does 100% look like the guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI in a mid-2000s comedy about a guy who accidentally becomes the Director of the FBI

Honestly, this Super Bowl halftime show will never be topped…

It's appropriate that this sentiment comes after the industry realized that they haven't done anything useful in 20 years so they descended into mass psychosis over tech that does nothing but purports to do everything

I remember watching Star Wars as a kid and asking myself, who would voluntarily join the dark side? I understood Darth Vader's motivation, but not the stormtrooper's.

'They attack disabled, migrants, travellers, homeless - next they attack you" Spotted in Liverpool, UK

Trees

Crockett: "If feels as if y'all have just decided that y'all are gonna castrate your constitutional duty & hand it over to someone who was unelected. It doesn't matter how many cheerleaders he had on the field campaigning for him. That doesn't mean he gets to go in and sit atop any of our agencies"