marklarandabaddon.bsky.social
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I would wander on over to California. Then again if Canada wanted to buy Minnesota...
They've wanted the little nipple back for awhile.
Take the rest of us and you can have the nipple.
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I wonder what would happen if the money hoarders would give the rest of the humans some of the money, so maybe they could afford to procreate and still live a life of dignity.
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What in this cretin's life led anybody to believe that it cared about them. If you're not stupid, white, Republican AND rich, it doesn't give two flying fucks at a rolling donut. We mustn't forget rich; anybody else is just a gross poor person who needs to cack.
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I haven't been able to listen to the "country" that's appeared on the radio for 20 years. Pretty much ever since it completely transformed into Bro-Cuntry.
I think this was right around the time she popped on the scene. Jeebus Take the Wheel was auditory herpes; you couldn't get rid of it.
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Elmo is obviously First Lady, and Zucky is First Puppy.
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Yet, we're stuck with it.
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Jeebus take the wheel. Take it from my hand. Something something, driving irresponsibility on ice, something something. I'm not responsible for anything that happens to me.
She's a cuntry singer, so..
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I'm not from one of the big blue states, but we still send more money to the feds (and poorly run red states) than we get back.
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The last season I watched was 1984, I think.
Haven't cared enough to find the others. My impression of most of them is that the first 4 episodes are good and then they fly off the rails.
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Dipshit is already working on blowing it right now. It fucked the fragile recovery from Obama, so it could sling out its tax cuts, and now it wants to fuck us again.
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No thanks. I'd rather run it through a wood chipper.
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I'd be happier if there were an actual consequence for the thing it did. Instead of gets to continue failing upward.
Being fat, dumb, white and Republican seems to be the winning ticket.
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It's something else that begins with s.
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That was about to be the most interesting thing about Balloon-head, and Notvanka.
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He went up a size? That can't be right.
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I'm laughing because people talk about this dumb son of a bitch as if it's not held the office before. We already saw its "management" style before and it was a fucking buffoon.
I'd love to understand why it deserves any benefit of the doubt.
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Cunt didn't even register as a swear word.
We have 4 years more of listening to a cockwomble flap its meatparts, so I'm absolutely not worried about y'all calling it like you see if.
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Let's just hope the idiots take themselves out. They weren't quite successful during Rona. I'm used to avoiding people, and prefer it really, and eating food that tastes like rubber.
I can only care so much, and only really about my people.
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I would certainly love to become a Dane. My rudimentary knowledge of German would probably aid me in learning Danish.
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He throws enough feces.
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The most self-absorbed person thinks that Democrats only think of themselves. That's rich.
In other news, a bogwitch is about to reascend to the throne.
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How much money would he need to earn on order to obtain a new personality?
It's always fun to see somebody rolling down the street whose only defining character trait is being a Trump choad.
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Now I'm thinking about George Carlin and his bit about cross-country roller-fucking
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Doesn't the clown have to at least attempt to be funny?
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That post is entirely too coherent and free of incendiary remarks. It's clearly written by an intern.
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Make sure to include some play in your day.
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It's cold comfort for me that I can more or less hide in plain sight as a white dude, but I'm dreading the next administration. Having a memory somewhat better than a goldfish, I realize that this schmuck is a menace to society and will continue to be so.
However, with so many egos in the room...
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And nothing of value was lost.
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Living in Minnesota, I would be more than happy to become part of Canada. Being part of Greenland (Denmark) would be fine too.
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I would listen to that song.
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It's fat, white, stupid, and Republican. Of course there will be no consequences.
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I'm so sorry. I just lost my buddy last week. Lymphoma.
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I feel like Alien fits here somewhere.
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Dear dog, don't tell me we're at risk of a president Gaetz at some point. Sexual assault and drug use seem to be pre-requisites. After all 45 seems to be quite interested in off-label Adderall.
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Where's a staircase and a stick when you need it?
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Don't let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya.
By the way, slugs and nudibranchs wear that outfit better and with more style.
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I certainly wouldn't mind going in the opposite direction and having my state become part of Canada. Is a non-contiguous province possible, Minnesota, Illinois, New York.
I live in "flyover" country and idiots already consider Minnesota to be part of Canada.
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I'm only guessing, but I'd guess any self-respecting Canadian wouldn't want to become part of a third-rate shithole cuntry that could elect that steaming pile of repugnant bullshit.
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The janitor at a McDonald's in DC most likely.
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I had gotten to the point where I was reading about 1,000 pages a week for a while.
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I didn't have much trouble with The Sword of Truth several years ago. 15 books, ~700 pages apiece.
Then again, at that time I was taking a much needed break from all things social media; roughly 10 months with nary a sign-on. I had lots of time to just read. I'm not sure why I ever went back.
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The Gods Must Be Crazy
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I consider breaking out The Jingle Cats.
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Let's hope her record of abject failure in all things legal continues unabated.
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I briefly worked for an outfit that made dentures and other dental appliances when I was 15. The person training me never let me do what I was training to do and the manager let me go.
I also worked at a casino for 10 months.