markmagnuson.bsky.social
Starlight agent disguised as a Novelist and illustrator.
3 books out and counting. (Patron Saints, Shepherd at the end of the universe.)
Saint Paul, MN
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It twas fun.
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I'll be protesting at the Minnesota capitol tomorrow. Stay strong Noelle.
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I put Hughes, Candy and the original writing staff of the Simpsons in this category. That small town sensibility. I had an Uncle Buck and I saw the light of his rocky life till the end. He was Uncle Jack, he lost his legs...but he could still water-ski.
You can't write Uncle Buck, you live it.
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I just went to the loft after the game. The fans were rowdy and reserved. Did we lose?
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But yes, this man needs to play Christ.
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Fuck!!! Paul used to be number 2 for me. Especially when he released III. I got vids from Gary Numan and Stephin Merritt.
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Fight? I wouldn't dare start a fight on this here platform...Johnny!
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Oh, that movie wasn't a fever dream in high school.
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Be warned, I am armed with...a towel.
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Sam Rockwell sci-fi trilogy: Galaxy quest, Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, Moon.
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Everything is cyclical. The Vikings are slowly restoring faith in me. And I haven't felt that since............ 2004?
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When Skywalker gives you that eye and pops in a Cialis.
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Before weed
After weed.
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Elephants can swat flies and prop themselves up with their penis. Be the penis, I mean Elephant.
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Still hoping for a Halloween parade in Brooklyn. Pumpkins, skeletons, giant vampires, dancing spirits going through the streets, out the windows and straight through people as the smoke evaporates.
illuminated screens of horror films projected on the buildings. Frankenstein, Dracula, the Tingler.
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My plot always thickens. I actually took inspiration from Chuck. What if Charlie Brown grew up and home never left as he traveled the world with the little red head girl. Like a never ending stew with broth and new veggies added in.
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Pecan desserts have that aroma that brings you back to all homes. Forest Lake, Hibbing, Minneapolis, Saint Paul. If I close my eyes when smelling a pecan pie, I'm back at Mickey's Diner.
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Endless possibilities. I once dropped my taco on a rough draft and drew the spill for the final.
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This is why I write mock history books. Go ahead, plagiarize me. Explode Trump with a giant firework.
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I treat myself to Bleecker pizza whenever I finish writing a pizza....I mean book.