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My buddy is the one guy to ever get crushed by a steamroller and live to tell the tale. Unfortunately it was only for about 5 seconds before he succumbed to his catastrophic injuries. But he wouldn't shut up about it

submitted 319 days ago • 8 comments

UNREAL. ICE implies in a sworn declaration that MOST of the Venezuelans sentenced to hard labor in a brutal Central American prison without charge or trial or so much as a cursory hearing had never been convicted or even charged with ANY CRIME whatsoever, not even a trivial one, anywhere, ever!

submitted 1 day ago • 210 comments

🎯👁️🎯

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

@jakerockatansky.bsky.social I'm sorry if this sounds patronising, but on the Spam Nazi episode of QAA, you absolutely nailed the ending plugs even with the Travis joke as a button. 🤌

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Just when you think you are numb to the new levels of open sociopathy of the new Trump administration they raise the bar all over again

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Ah, he never disappoints.

submitted 2 days ago • 128 comments

why does everyone hate my car | patreon.com/lubchansky

submitted 2 days ago • 10 comments

there are transgender women doing beautiful things on your computer, and you can talk to them, you know, talk to them, engage with them very much, but instead, you play noted very bad game league of legends. you're playing league of legends. its sad

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Reminder that za/um is made up of businesspeople that stole disco elysium from the creators, kicked them out of the company, are currently suing them, and are making a mobile game of disco elysium Do not pay money for DE, and do not give za/um a cent otherwise www.newsweek.com/entertainmen...

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

for a week or so during the election Vance was reminded by interviewers that he had once compared his running mate Donald Trump to Hitler. Vance assured us that he had changed his mind - but really seems like he changed his mind about Hitler, not Trump

submitted 3 days ago • 47 comments

the VW Bub

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Sounds good! Bye, then. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

submitted 5 days ago • 40 comments

Bro what is with these Asylum mockbuster-ass games?

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

The # of people that go bankrupt every year from medical bills: Canada - 0 Greenland - 0 Ukraine - 0 Australia- 0 France - 0 Sweden - 0 Norway - 0 Spain - 0 Denmark - 0 Portugal - 0 UK - 0 Japan - 0 Finland - 0 Iceland - 0 Germany - 0 United States - 326,000 Nobody wants to be the 51st state! 😠

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the funniest part is the last line of the printed document reminding him to say he’s buying one

submitted 7 days ago • 19 comments

It continues to be gross how many Democrats are forgetting the true Golden Rule: If you're about to say, "fascists have a point about this marginalized group they're scapegoating," you should shut up, punch yourself in the face and not speak again until you've watched a few Holocaust documentaries.

submitted 8 days ago • 10 comments

i imagine elon musk couldn’t stop crying that people are being mean to him and trump had to do this to get him to stop. elon migbt be the all time most pathetic man in history

submitted 8 days ago • 223 comments

If kids got raped by clowns as often as they get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kids to the circus.

submitted 9 days ago • 12 comments

gm

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

it’s never more clear exactly how close you were to jack torranceing until you crack a window on that first fifty-degree day

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

Thinking about this for absolutely no reason in particular again

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Still not over David Lynch.

submitted 11 days ago • 25 comments

yay 🥰

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Reuploading this on another platform

submitted 183 days ago • 5 comments

This isn’t even the craziest thing that happens in the movie, it’s a chainsaw fight later on

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

She was right youtu.be/yutsIpLK2Rs?...

submitted 15 days ago • 14 comments

POV: Walton Goggins spots you from way across the street and is happy to see you but can't stop to talk because he's on his way to a thing

submitted 100 days ago • 12 comments

out of nowhere my kid laughed and said "I'm having a great time with you people" which might be the funniest thing you can say in a room containing only your parents

submitted 16 days ago • 36 comments

My only thought on naming games is that if "Balatro", "Disco Elysium", "LUFTRAUSERS", "Planetenverteitigungskanonenkommandant", "What Remains of Edith Finch", "Journey", and "Kingdom Hearts 2.8 something" can all be successful, it just doesn't matter. If it is successful it'll stick, not vice versa.

submitted 15 days ago • 89 comments

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

submitted 16 days ago • 293 comments

the movies suffer terribly when there is a lack of weird looking dudes to play major roles. Clarence Boeddicker was a good 30% of why Robocop was so memorable and he sold that character by looking and feeling like some freak who knifes you behind a bar for the $12 in your pocket

submitted 16 days ago • 89 comments

What an incredibly unsettling slogan.

submitted 18 days ago • 109 comments

i’ve decided to delete this post because i saw two different replies from people who genuinely seemed to believe i was telling the truth. for the record this is not true. we know exactly how many 263 is. it is 263

submitted 17 days ago • 135 comments

this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me

submitted 17 days ago • 330 comments

I love to have Elon Musk’s 35th child, which he has required me to name Crepulcius Luciferitum or some other dumb ass shit

submitted 17 days ago • 18 comments

I have given birth to a lovely baby boy named Pleistoanax Deckard. I will not be revealing the father at this time.

submitted 17 days ago • 64 comments

You: Oh my god the house is on fire! Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,