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He/They • 19 • Idk, just a guy MINORS GO AWAY!!!! https://en.pronouns.page/@Maski500
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They're coming home.

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Gordon Ramsey if he was really horny: Oh fuck me

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lovelovelove #art

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Yummm

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Blep! :3

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IT professor told me to abandon writing and pursue a major in AI instead Should've just told her to fuck off, I'd rather live terribly than survive mundanely

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Lmbo

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NO FUCKING WAY! NIGHTMARE KART IS 100% OFF FOR A LIMITED TIME 🏍️🏁 GET IT HERE ➡️ Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2930160/... ➡️ Itchio: b0tster.itch.io/nmkart

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if war with china starts i will willingly become chinese and a spy

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I think of this whenever some conservative finds some supposedly wacky research topic that government grants pay for

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if you ever feel bad about self-promoting your work just remember that the elon musk, the richest man in the world, was crying so hard about his businesses the president did a photo op for his businesses

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Modern science makes the world so boring, I see the moon turn blood red at 3 am and instead of becoming a soothsayer of the apocalypse I just go "huh, pretty", and go back to playing video games

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THIS PICTURE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE ACCURATE

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The New Blood Anniversary Sale is LIVE! Featuring MAJOR game updates and BIG deals. It's a CELEBRATION! February 24 - March 4 🎉 youtu.be/wHPjymTglok?...

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Speculative biology is super cool until you have to figure out how an algae (maybe, not too sure) that lives at the bottom of the ocean would possibly make oxygen and combustible fuel without access to sunlight and oh God I've been scrolling the wikipedia pages for various elements for 4 hours now

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sometimes when you feel sad and confused for no reason the best thing you can do is put yourself to bed

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The Snow Queen of The Hinterlands.

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if i had absolute power it probably wouldn’t corrupt me at all

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gf: honey just put your glasses on it’s so dark in here i know you can’t read the menu me: no i got this waiter: what can i get you this evening? me: i’ll take the uhhhh this one right here the uhhhh…poop salad? waiter: one poop salad, excellent choice sir

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Hey @nytimes.com, why the change in headline? Murdered trans man not getting enough clicks for you? Proof: archive.is/aLsoN

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no matter what goes wrong in my life i know i always have a home in the fetid sewers with the disgusting rat-knight that sells me poison resist gear

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It Almost Weirder That Grown Man On Roblox Isn’t Grooming Children theonion.com/it-almo...

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Internet is very poop

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