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He/him 29, Virginia. Oversharing my love of Ryan Blaney. I splice cables together. Former insurance guy. Go to a fucking show. Opinions are my own.
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Allah has not forsaken us, for I have seen the promise land and it is bountiful.

submitted 5 days ago • 34 comments

This is America's fault

submitted 4 days ago • 17 comments

Yearning for Reagan is a special kind of fuck you because not only was Reagan extremely bad for the country but he killed an entire generation of queer people and given how this country is trying to legislate trans people out of existence, if you believe Reagan is good kindly eat my shit and hair

submitted 5 days ago • 45 comments

i haven't read or listened to a single word of the speech and i'm sorry to report that ignorance is indeed bliss

submitted 5 days ago • 78 comments

Bowyer: I dont understand how thats possible Harvick: Capital aligns itself with power regardless of the external contradictions. Our current era is nothing more than a clarifying realignment that popular progressivism requires class analysis. Mike Joy: Two to go in stage 2, Briscoe the leader

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

Seth Rollins tonight

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

The Eagles said “Fuck the White House. We ain’t going” Bruh…. How do you suppose to not like that team? For the one time, Go F*cking Birds

submitted 22 days ago • 676 comments

Figures the Timcast car wipes out the ARCA field

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Season’s official, Denny sped on pit road

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Having your biggest hater call you a pedophile at the Super Bowl halftime show has got to be pretty depressing.

submitted 28 days ago • 18 comments

There has never been a larger victory in any competition than Kendrick’s over Drake

submitted 28 days ago • 34 comments

Never Forget

submitted 28 days ago • 37 comments

this is 9/11 for dudes that film themselves ranting in their pickup trucks

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I can't stress this enough, join groups online or in person with people who clearly see what's happening currently. It will ground you and make you less fearful.

submitted 28 days ago • 50 comments

Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt. Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.

submitted 32 days ago • 807 comments

Whoever let the sneakerheads get involved in Pokémon cards is the devil

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Meanwhile, egg prices.

submitted 31 days ago • 135 comments

the fucking enforcement arm of the federal government is launching a war on integration an effort to push tens of millions of americans to the bottom of an arbitrary hierarchy of value and yeah, it pisses me off to see nominal allies say “oh yeah maybe they have a point”

submitted 31 days ago • 225 comments

we are the daughters of the mambos they couldn’t enumerate

submitted 32 days ago • 13 comments

my thing about the tariffs is you really can’t mess with America’s treatlerite population. People in this country take a lot of shit that would be intolerable without a bedrock of cheap convenience.

submitted 35 days ago • 16 comments

Main Event Jey!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Bluesky! I’m here. Yes, I’m still a bit stunned by my prescient tweet (below) 14hrs before the tragic DC crash, after which many of you encouraged me to finally gravitate to here. Happy to belatedly join the community. Tom

submitted 37 days ago • 298 comments

incredible things are happening on the federal employee subreddit

submitted 39 days ago • 253 comments

From this morning

submitted 39 days ago • 394 comments

Seems relevant about the hiring freeze Trump implemented that applied to FAA air traffic controllers. democrats-transportation.house.gov/news/press-r...

submitted 39 days ago • 39 comments

It’s been brought to our attention that Wes Johnson is in critical condition and needs our help. Please consider donating and sharing to support him and his family after this health emergency. www.gofundme.com/f/unleash-th...

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

It is 2020. The Chiefs and 49ers are in the Super Bowl. It is 2023. The Chiefs and Eagles are in the Super Bowl. It is 2024. The Chiefs and 49ers are in the Super Bowl It is 2025. The Chiefs and Eagles are in the Super Bowl.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Cannot overstate how insane of a talent Rhea Ripley is.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Officially LMP2 goofy hours

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Don't let shame or overwhelm stop you from taking a few basic steps to protect yourself and your community. Maybe you've used your cats name for your password on everything for years. All your shit is on social media. You get stressed out about tech stuff. It's all good. You're not alone. 🧵

submitted 44 days ago • 27 comments

Discord out of context

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

What in the sweet sherry shit just happened in MX5 Cup

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

Normalize eating over the sink

submitted 44 days ago • 27 comments

RESET. THE. CLOCK. Doom running in a standalone MS Word document courtesy of Reddit user wojtek-graj

submitted 48 days ago • 5 comments

Do not Do not Do NOT Announce or even hint on your social media that you’re doing illegal or potentially illegal things. Even if for excellent reasons. You will be a target and make the people you aid targets.

submitted 48 days ago • 118 comments

Well now someone of absolute madness has gotten DOOM to run inside of a PDF. Is science going too far? github.com/ading2210/do...

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments