mattsforhead.bsky.social
Mostly skin and Botox. Opinions are not my own. Contact to rent space for product endorsements or to order my special energy drinks. I am Matt’s only forehead. All other accounts are imposters.
231 posts
156 followers
90 following
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Thanks for all the sugar and food dye you give our kids for breakfast. Very nutritious.
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Tell me this isn’t how you use reasoning.
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Did those glasses come with a free bowl of soup?
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Man, all these years I thought you were gay. Disappointed.
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John, It’s time you stopped your crying and manned up a bit. -Dad.
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He’s a brilliant man.
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I bet you are wrong about many of them. The left is so judgmental and arrogant.
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To meet friendly folks like yourself. Pleased to be shamed by you. God bless.
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Well when people are shooting at you wherever you go it’s best not to let them in close proximity to make it easier. I bet there are plenty of vetted people carrying firearms that aren’t police officers present. Great take as usual though.
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I’ve got an eight inch tongue, a seven inch forehead, love to eat ass and I can breathe through my ears. Can I come over?
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You should try the flowers!
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What’s it like waking up and feeling like him every day?
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Asses and mules are sterile in most cases.
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Gag on a cock?
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💯. Jealousy is a cruel bitch. Much like yourself.
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Or maybe you don’t know who he is? Either way, what’s it like waking up every day hating someone you’ve never spoken to? Yes I know I know but the media says this the media says that! Get fucked. You’ll thank me later.
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Oh my. This is what grasping for straws looks like. 🤡😂
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Good one. You’ve got a rapists wit.
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I don’t think anyone gives a shit. Do you really think that MAGA pays attention to the media for anything but to mock them at this point?
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You totally would bone her, but she would never touch you.
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Are you 6% or 7% Lakota?
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Mines fake. Yours is real.
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Then apparently you don’t understand who he was mocking when he posted it that way. 😂😂😂. Beautiful. 😂😂😂
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I’ll take them.
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I don’t think you have a choice. 😂
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Your name is Doober. I’m not sure I’ll come to you for health advice.
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Stop being a racist bigot.
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Oh, he's another white supremacist shit for brains trying to infiltrate the Sky like they did on twitter, and *fuck this 4chan shitweasel.*
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No wonder you thought Camela would win. Treat yourself better.
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Ok Professor Bigfoot. 😂
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I’m not so sure about that.
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Is this humor or a mental disorder?
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Right. Right. 🤡🫵😂
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Idiot.
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Fitting name. Questionable spelling. Have you tried blue hair dye?
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Perhaps she’s never heard of you because you speak on a small platform with only likeminded lemmings?
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Need more inside view to confirm.
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I do you anal and you do me anal trade? Must rim first. Send message for bitcoin address if you wish to anal trade. I’m very experience. You will enjoy my anal and find the btc to be a fair price. Anal.
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You look more ill every time you make a video. Hope you are doing well, Kieth.
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How to see anus hole plz.
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Must take a lot of butterflies. I’m getting thirsty just thinking about doing that many.