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Running thread of people trying to normalize the sieg heil. It's not an "Elon gesture", it's not autism, it's not your heart going out, it's not parody or trolling. It's fucking despicable. Don't ever let this shit become normal. Fuck any excuse given, there is none. Zero tolerance. 1. Elon Musk

Dan has a strong point here. Already, rags like the Telegraph and the Express are swooning with delight every time the USA says something that knocks Starmer's approaches back. They will party like the world is ending if Trump sends him packing with a flea in his ear.

In a normal world, this would result in the platform being switched off in that country

The Starmer aide/AI stuff feels a bit canary/coalmine because this isn't letting electoral factors triumph over good governance or sinply doing something I don't like - things every government does - this is falling for a scam. There are people in Nunber 10 who are just idiots.

This is what happens when our glorious leaders don’t understand the difference between technology and magic. Is there any way of getting through to them on this?!

I think Musk is asking everyone to name 5 things they did last week at work so he can find out what a day’s work actually looks like and he’s all 🤞 that ‘taking amphetamines and shouting online’ comes up loads.

I’m not normally one to share betting tips, but my two current frontrunners in the event of a Pope-off are: Cardinal Pizzaballa, who if he doesn’t pick Papa John as his papal name has frankly missed a trick. Cardinal Ambongo, who as he comes from the Congo, already has his own papal theme tune.

Ideas for the next Pope: 1) Change the Popemobile to the Batmobile. 2) Change the Pope’s title to ‘Batman’ 3) Change the Vatican to the Batican. 4) Make him fight crime, while dressed as a bat.

The banter response would be to reply and include a sentence saying that they need to justify your pay level and, if they do not respond with 24 hours, it will be taken as agreement to double your salary.

Wilmott Brown. Texture like sun.

2 fucking headlines right next to each other

Fables really had me believing people would be out here learning the error of their ways from doing bad things

"He's not going to sell many ice-creams going at that speed, is he?" #DoctorWho #MorecambeAndWise

The weirdest paradox is that after you hit 35, you pretty much feel like you’re both 20 and 60 years old at the same time forever. Like it’s just a lifetime of thinking “but what do I REALLY wanna do with my life” while you fire up the blood pressure machine that lives on the kitchen counter now

Global crisis style note: What Trump is doing to Ukraine is not 'blackmail', which would be demand for payment under threat of exposure of compromising information*. This is demand for payment under threat of violence/refusal to protect from violence. The word is 'extortion'.

Anti-migrant activists who are themselves migrants never imagine that they themselves will ever be bitten by the punitive anti-migration laws they champion.

“Far from being dismissed as a useful idiot to hostile foreign powers, the British press continues to allow Farage to portray himself as a true British patriot, while he spends as much time as he possibly can outside of this country telling lies about us for money” open.substack.com/pub/adambien...

I'm not having Fraser Nelson playing dumb on the rise of racism on the right after years spent printing Murray, Liddle, Taki and Shriver. I literally had a DM row with him years ago where I said this would happen.

BBC News on hour reporting straight that Trump has got rid of military chiefs because ‘they’re too mired in woke culture’ 🤯🤯🤯 Traditional liberal democratic media still hasn’t learned how to report on authoritarians, even now when it’s almost too late

Once again I find myself asking, who the fuck is this guy? and why the fuck is he getting so much coverage?

Meanwhile, in plant variety news, there is a new dianthus called ‘Pinky McPink Face’ 🌸

Pleading with people to understand exactly this:

New Bust or Trust out now, for your kids ears and noodles 👇🏾 Www.bustortrust.com

We think dogs are weird when they just stare at a wall or into space or whatever but they must wonder wtf we’re doing when we’re on a teams call, watching telly or reading or writing this post.

Saturday is treat day

Ok, we need a new James Bond AND a new Archbishop of Canterbury, and pretty soon it'll be time for another new Willy Wonka and a new Doctor Who. We need to economise. They should all be amalgamated into a single new character called Archdoctor Bondwonka.

Michael Young coined the phrase "meritocracy" as satire, and then he fathered Toby Young in case people didn't get the joke.

Starlink should be banned from European markets on national security grounds. Anything requiring Starlink should be shut out of the European market, and sanctions should be considered against all relevant actors. kyivindependent.com/us-threatens...

Fairly sick of the sight of simpering British politicians trotting over to America to talk down our country in front of a bunch of braying MAGA fascists If you don't like this Britain, why not go and live in your beloved Trump’s America. (AM I doing this right)

Labour has a real counterattack opportunity if they’re brave enough to take it. More spending, both for public services + defence, using the need to prep the UK for war to justify breaking fiscal rules/tax pledges. Be unequivocal in calling those seeking to undermine the UK traitors and quislings.

The government of the USA is openly racketeering. And that is not even the worst thing about them. ‘Owning the libs’ is doing a heck of a lot of heavy lifting right now…

This goes for the right wing flag shaggers in the UK, and elsewhere too. Because it's a stalking horse. They don't actually love their country, they love money and hate paying taxes. They just dress it up in patriotism because of how pathetic and monstrous they'd sound without it.

Watching people who used to bleat about accusations of racism choose between being blatantly racist or clutching their pearls at all the blatant racism they enabled is not as much fun as you might think. (See also Donald Trump & fascism.)

We need facts as never before. 3 years after Putin invaded Ukraine, I spent 24 hours with combat medics on the Ukrainian frontline. Their courage, compassion, dedication & skill are astounding. Please read & please never stop standing up for Ukraine. 🇺🇦 www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...

🚨BREAKING: Federal Court GRANTS sweeping nationwide injunction against Trump DEI executive orders finding that they violate First and Fifth Amendments to the Constitution. A huge victory for @democracyforward.org and its clients. A stinging loss for Trump. Visit www.democracydocket.com for details.

And yet, he says many things, but is not in fact in prison 🤡

Bear in mind that this is Trump trying to explain what Musk has told him, so we’re two layers of stupid deep at this point.

They are deliberately crossing the red lines, in order to make the unacceptable commonplace and, eventually, acceptable again.

At some point global leaders are going to have to start acknowledging that Trump's America can't be worked with. His Presidency has made neo-Nazis so emboldened that even Bardella is put off. That should be a sign to stop pretending it is business as usual. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

I was then present, saw them salute

INT. WAFFEN SS HEADQUARTERS - CORRIDOR - DAY Two SS GUARDS stride towards one another from opposite ends of the corridor. GUARD ONE: Heil Hitler! GUARD TWO: Heil Hitler! They both give a provacative gesture that resembles the controversial salute Elon Musk gave at a post-inauguration rally.