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my initials are MDS. Grigr is the store I used to work at which was later immortalized in Double Dragon on NES.
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Pete Alonso got one. They embraced. "Bread friend," Alonso said. "Bread Pete." "That's right," Stanek said. "That's right, bud. Bread Pete." "Pete Pete," Alonso replied. "Pete Bread."

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two congressional democrats turning keys at the same time and unlocking a vault with a six page memo inside

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This is literally the Chad/virgin meme in real life lmao

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Look this sucks but news outlets need to start realizing there's limited journalistic value in sitting in a room and letting a person behind a podium lie to you. You're not holding anyone to account when you do that.

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tired homophobia without any material resistance? That’s Democrats baby!

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My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

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Happy ten years to this bad boy.

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haha that’s so crazy (pulling out a giant feather quill and adding your name to a book labeled COLLABORATORS)

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mckinsey defying pressure to end their DEI efforts and jamie dimon saying diversity is good for business is really funny. too racist for the bloodless finance ghouls

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If I could give that Count Dracula guy a piece of my mind, I’d say to him, “Sir, everything you did was illegal and indecent.” He needs to hear it.

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What you need to know about this movie, which we had a good time discussing and sort of a decent time watching for the Hallmark podcast, is that the (insane!) description below is the most lucid explanation possible of what happens in it.

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CORPORATE DEI WEBINAR: If you meet someone from East Asia, you should avoid asking "So which kind are you?" JACUZZI DEALERSHIP OWNER: Well, that's it. Time to start the Fourth Reich.

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Sometimes I'll just make thumbnail graphics for YouTube videos that don't exist.

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"Why is my jacket only kind of open, why did I leave the bottom closed. Hey what's going on with the bottom of my jacket anyway. Do my pants match my jacket? Anyway, more of a comment than a question-"

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Anthropologist: we think this was a ritual location, where the ancients practiced sun worship The ancients: Had to carve that hole so we could see the boobs we drew in the mud inside of the Jackin Off Pit

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Should go without saying but the point of diversity in hiring is to find _better_-qualified candidates outside of stagnant social networks that don't reward merit, like the kind of network that would put an MTV personality with a marketing degree in charge of the Department of Transportation

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President Steven A Smith: “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to announce I have signed a law outlawing the Dallas Cowboys forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.”

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be more specific when you say "didn't do enough on Gaza" it'll save us all some time

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reincarnated as a tree outside a window where i watch a succession of people getting mad at the computer for 200 years. none of them even know i’m there

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Just wait until the Senate Parliamentarian steps in Trump won't even see it coming

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doinking an incredibly short field goal probably feels like walking confidently into a turnstile you didn't know was locked

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Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

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Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...

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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.

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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood

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“That’s crazy, man”

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as one does

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officer, i was jerking off on the train in solidarity with the disposessed

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White guy at Chipotle: Umm.. there's a leaf in my food. Me (sprinting across the restaurant to own him): Oh you sweet summer child. This is called, "Seasoning" - Might not exist in your culture, but you're supposed to eat it! (grimacing as I swallow his bay leaf whole) Methinks this one was Indian

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true crime show: "his father and his brother described him as a perfect nice guy"

submitted 46 days ago • 58 comments

i'm like 90% sure he showed up at Skinwalker Ranch one day and told the boys "call me Dragon" and they never told him to go home so he's been there ever since

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